Lonelygirl15

Since Daniel reads the boards (see comments to his last video) he follows a lot of people's logic on here that it's going to be sex majik.
He valiantly busts in to the ceremony (well, busts out of the woods I guess,) on his proverbial white horse, yelling "I won't let you sully my woman with ...

It's horrible manners to come into a thread like this, but...

Are we really going to accept spoilers and that whole story of how he's getting them from someone so far removed from American pop culture (and, it would seem, culture in general) that he/she can't get Julia Stiles's name right one time ...