Go girl! Seriously, everytime I started thinking I might like to have a child, hubby would take me to the toy aisle in WalMart. Fixed me right every timealysaface wrote:ugh my first job was @ chuck e cheese's.. it was HORRIBLE.
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MrsCop wrote:Go girl! Seriously, everytime I started thinking I might like to have a child, hubby would take me to the toy aisle in WalMart. Fixed me right every timealysaface wrote:ugh my first job was @ chuck e cheese's.. it was HORRIBLE.
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I have only had it happen once and umm for who ever has this often.......................DAMN .....that one time that woke up and I couldnt move had me pissy scared.....
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Yeah, I had the guy standing by my bed. He held me down and then made a crazy face and then left. I was so scared. It hasn't happened to me in years. I think it was stress, because I was living in DC when 9/11 happened, and it was so scary there. I think dealing with weekly evacuations off of the subway might have messed up my sleep.
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The only time this ever happened to me was one night I was at home(I usually work nights)................and I was having a "normal dream" I woke up and looked the clock.....it was 04:02 am and then I shut my eyes and I just knew that some one was standing over us and was about to kill my wife and I.....it was the worst feeling ever.............I am a pretty big dude (6'2" 225lbs) so I dont feel helpless very often.................................although this is the only time this has happened to me I have had other sleep disturbances.......
1. when my wife was pregnant I threw a temper tantrum in my sleep with my wife next to me....she said I was screaming "i can"t take this sh*t anymore"
2. I had a dream that I was talking to my brother and went to punch him........I punched my wife in the forehead.....
3. I had a dream I was with my military unit and my family was with me .... for some reason someone went past me and I knew that he was going to kill my family...... I went to choke him and kept squeezing tighter and tighter..............I woke up with my wife in a head lock around her chin and was squeezing her tighter and tighter......
it must be fun to sleep with me .......I think I am gonna get my wife a helmet for christmas...........ohh and she says I hold my arm up straight in the air while I sleep..................
1. when my wife was pregnant I threw a temper tantrum in my sleep with my wife next to me....she said I was screaming "i can"t take this sh*t anymore"
2. I had a dream that I was talking to my brother and went to punch him........I punched my wife in the forehead.....
3. I had a dream I was with my military unit and my family was with me .... for some reason someone went past me and I knew that he was going to kill my family...... I went to choke him and kept squeezing tighter and tighter..............I woke up with my wife in a head lock around her chin and was squeezing her tighter and tighter......
it must be fun to sleep with me .......I think I am gonna get my wife a helmet for christmas...........ohh and she says I hold my arm up straight in the air while I sleep..................
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LMAO!! Fun to sleep with indeed... my husband hunts skunks in his sleep, so I can't ever wear anything black and white to bed. He convinced himself once that there was a mouse in our bed, and I woke up to him standing over our bed with a gun and a flashlight. Good thing I didn't squeak.stuart2004 wrote:The only time this ever happened to me was one night I was at home(I usually work nights)................and I was having a "normal dream" I woke up and looked the clock.....it was 04:02 am and then I shut my eyes and I just knew that some one was standing over us and was about to kill my wife and I.....it was the worst feeling ever.............I am a pretty big dude (6'2" 225lbs) so I dont feel helpless very often.................................although this is the only time this has happened to me I have had other sleep disturbances.......
1. when my wife was pregnant I threw a temper tantrum in my sleep with my wife next to me....she said I was screaming "i can"t take this sh*t anymore"
2. I had a dream that I was talking to my brother and went to punch him........I punched my wife in the forehead.....
3. I had a dream I was with my military unit and my family was with me .... for some reason someone went past me and I knew that he was going to kill my family...... I went to choke him and kept squeezing tighter and tighter..............I woke up with my wife in a head lock around her chin and was squeezing her tighter and tighter......
it must be fun to sleep with me .......I think I am gonna get my wife a helmet for christmas...........ohh and she says I hold my arm up straight in the air while I sleep..................
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Hooda17 wrote:LMAO!! Fun to sleep with indeed... my husband hunts skunks in his sleep, so I can't ever wear anything black and white to bed. He convinced himself once that there was a mouse in our bed, and I woke up to him standing over our bed with a gun and a flashlight. Good thing I didn't squeak.stuart2004 wrote:The only time this ever happened to me was one night I was at home(I usually work nights)................and I was having a "normal dream" I woke up and looked the clock.....it was 04:02 am and then I shut my eyes and I just knew that some one was standing over us and was about to kill my wife and I.....it was the worst feeling ever.............I am a pretty big dude (6'2" 225lbs) so I dont feel helpless very often.................................although this is the only time this has happened to me I have had other sleep disturbances.......
1. when my wife was pregnant I threw a temper tantrum in my sleep with my wife next to me....she said I was screaming "i can"t take this sh*t anymore"
2. I had a dream that I was talking to my brother and went to punch him........I punched my wife in the forehead.....
3. I had a dream I was with my military unit and my family was with me .... for some reason someone went past me and I knew that he was going to kill my family...... I went to choke him and kept squeezing tighter and tighter..............I woke up with my wife in a head lock around her chin and was squeezing her tighter and tighter......
it must be fun to sleep with me .......I think I am gonna get my wife a helmet for christmas...........ohh and she says I hold my arm up straight in the air while I sleep..................
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This scares me just reading it!!! Now I'm all afraid to go to sleep tonight and I've never had anything like this happen to me. Just reading about it is scary.glowe126 wrote:I hear you. I didn't tell anyone for so long and when I did, it was such a relief to know that it was normal to see people when you were asleep. Haha, I'm laughing with you now, but "ogre-looking thing" is pretty scary. And I have to stress it's not like you're dreaming. You feel awake, but you can't move! My visitor held me down too by my arms, so I'm sure it has to do with breathing and stuff too. Because if someone has you pinned, you can't move or breathe right.
Scariest thing that has ever happened to me. It happened to my stepbrother too, and he said his guy looked alot like mine, so maybe it is really a ghost. What's worse is that our visitor guy looks alot like Jesus, so for the longest time we thought we were evil or had bad spirits around us. We had some woman offer to bless our home like in the movies. It's kind of strange, we had the same guy. Maybe genetic similarities...even though we're like not genetically related. So, um, nevermind.
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