is jonas gay?

He's a skateboarder. He's rich. He lives alone. What's his deal?

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is jonas queer as a $3?

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is jonas gay?

Post by platypusrex256 »

the recent episode of fooseball dropped some clues that perhaps jonas is gay.

1) this table has all the love he has to give?

2) his response to 17 year old girls going crazy over him

3) his theory that bree kisses like a dead fish and poor beast's reaction... awkward!
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Post by Danielle »

He's laying the moves on Daniel! lol
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Post by watermelonhead »

Let's review the facts:

1) Uncomfortably deflects questions regarding a 'girlfriend'.

2) DanielBeast: "Jonas is REALLY into talking about feelings. Don't be fooled by the whole 'bro' thing

3) DanielBeast: We just talk, he gets misty eyed and we 'hug it out'

4) Says Bree probably kisses like a dead fish. This comparison is usually associated with things people don't like. Which means Jonas, a male, would not like to kiss Bree, a female.

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Post by AniDonia »

You should put a "Bi" option on there.

I don't want him to be gay though! How can we continue to have Beast&Bro buddy videos if Jonas eventually comes on to Daniel???

(correction: I know that being gay doesn't mean that you automatically hit on the next male in the room, but probably the only way we'll find out that Jonas is gay is when he hits on the Beast. :shock: )
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Dude, he's hella gay. I think him and 10033 are lovers in fact.
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i think hes too beautiful to be gay

then again a lot of beautiful men are.

i think jonas just never has had a girl and thats why hes all shy about it.
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Post by Danielle »

kellylen wrote:i think hes too beautiful to be gay

then again a lot of beautiful men are.

i think jonas just never has had a girl and thats why hes all shy about it.

my gay friends are prettier than my straight guy friends. not gonna lie, i'm a faghagx714408217408.
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Honestly, I doubt if there's going to be any gay in the series. But personally I would love it if Jonas was at least bisexual.
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sweetcharade518 wrote:Honestly, I doubt if there's going to be any gay in the series. But personally I would love it if Jonas was at least bisexual.
I agree with you, I would love that to happen
And Jonas being gay doenst mean he actually has to hit on Daniel
It would be awesome if he was gay or bi
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Re: is jonas gay?

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platypusrex256 wrote:the recent episode of fooseball dropped some clues that perhaps jonas is gay.

1) this table has all the love he has to give?

2) his response to 17 year old girls going crazy over him

3) his theory that bree kisses like a dead fish and poor beast's reaction... awkward!
Theres nothing in 1, 2, or 3 that would indicate someone may be gay. now maybe if he.....

had the foosball players in his mouth and bum
- that may be a better indication.

if he said " Ewwwww icky girlzzzzz!!"

That may lead one to believe gayness

or

cried and said that hes a better kisser than bree and attacked the beast yah....pretty gay
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jonas IS gay!!!
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Post by nobackspacebutton »

Not gay.


Maybe just hasn't found the right girl yet...he may be hot, but maybe he's nervous. ^_^
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voyboy wrote:Theres nothing in 1, 2, or 3 that would indicate someone may be gay. now maybe if he.....

had the foosball players in his mouth and bum
- that may be a better indication.

if he said " Ewwwww icky girlzzzzz!!"

That may lead one to believe gayness

or

cried and said that hes a better kisser than bree and attacked the beast yah....pretty gay

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Post by kayokosaeki »

i think he's been just as sheltered as bree. he doesn't have any friends apparently. maybe was homeschooled by his nanny like bree was by her parents, cause he never mentioned school. i think jonas reacted in this video like any inexperienced person would have.

plus, i really dont want him to be gay. that destroys my fantasies.


....and bree does give me the impression that she'd kiss like a dead fish, so his statement there doesn't throw me off guard. :lol:
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Post by Katfish »

At first I thought they wouldn't have a LGBT character in a series like this... But hey, wasn't Aleister Crowley bisexual? And P. Monkey is obviously a transsexual. :)

But seriously, I can't really see how Jonas's orientation would serve the plot. A love triangle wouldn't be good. He might be asexual, though. Wouldn't it be 'spiritual' or something, huh?
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