Despite how it looks, Bree is NOT Mormon

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I'm deeply offended, 'mute. My mother's sister's daughter's friend's father was a priest who had a very loving and intimate relationship with an alter boy. They were just normal people that fell deeply in love with each other, and I don't see why society has to judge that! :x
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What do Catholics eat for breakfast?

Christ Chex!
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silvermoon wrote:
JustAnotherLonelyGirl. wrote:
silvermoon wrote:
JustAnotherLonelyGirl. wrote:I think Bree is Jewish.
But then, where do the puppets come in?
Isn't that OBVIOUS? Bree is the next Moses. Moses found God in a burning bush. Bree found him in a purple monkey. Now Bree is going to lead the slaves of the Order to the promiseland where they will take over Israel and force Jewish law upon the nation and establish a triumphant peace settlement.
OMG! That totally makes sense! You've solved the entire LG15 religion puzzle.

Next question is: what does finding God in a monkey say about creation vs. evolution??
CREATION??? What are you some kind of hateful BIGOT??? Some Religious FUNDY that just wants to impose your HATE and your fake "god" onto me?

I suppose you want us to teach the school children that there's a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER that created the world huh??? LOLMAO!!!! You FUNDIES have no possible argument for that!!! Try to argue FSM you FUNDY!!! I'm a high priest in the Church of FSM!!! LOLMAO!!! That sure showed you, stupid FUNDY!!!
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yea she also doesnt have the energy and excitement to be mormon. either
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silvermoon wrote:What do Catholics eat for breakfast?

Christ Chex!
"Start your day the holy way!"

Oh Dane Cook, before you became so tainted!
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twelfthofnever wrote:
silvermoon wrote:What do Catholics eat for breakfast?

Christ Chex!
"Start your day the holy way!"

Oh Dane Cook, before you became so tainted!
I still love him. :smt007 I just try to ignore that whole Jessica Simpson movie mess....
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JerseyJohnny wrote:
silvermoon wrote: Next question is: what does finding God in a monkey say about creation vs. evolution??
CREATION??? What are you some kind of hateful BIGOT??? Some Religious FUNDY that just wants to impose your HATE and your fake "god" onto me?

I suppose you want us to teach the school children that there's a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER that created the world huh??? LOLMAO!!!! You FUNDIES have no possible argument for that!!! Try to argue FSM you FUNDY!!! I'm a high priest in the Church of FSM!!! LOLMAO!!! That sure showed you, stupid FUNDY!!!
There is no, I repeat, NO reason to bring the flying spaghetti monster into this. We all know how the FSM people are. First, they are passing out flyers, next they are blowing up pesto factories. Those people are just CRAZY. And that red marinara dot that they wear on their face...that's just CREEPY man!!

edit because I can't quote properly :oops:
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No flying spaghetti monster??? :smt090
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What about the Crawling Canniloni Creature? Does he still exhist or was he just something my Grammy told me to make me behave?
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Ziola wrote:What about the Crawling Canniloni Creature? Does he still exhist or was he just something my Grammy told me to make me behave?
As a high priestess of the CCCC (Crawling CAnniloni Creature Cult) I have to tell you that this is all a old wives tale. There is NO creature!!

Now come get your shot and be a good girl!! :twisted:
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::remembers Grammy's special locked cabinet and shivers::

This is the reason I am afraid of needles!!! It all makes sense now!!

::goes into corner and starts to rock::

Where are the LSD when I need them?
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