Blowing the Lid off the Conspiracy - Don't Read!

[A_Gray_Phantom]

We all know that epogen is sent directly to the blood via injections. Problem is, nobody likes needles - they're messy, painful, and hideous. So the king of pharmaceuticals, who is also a high ranking seven eleven CEO with a fetish for orange slurpees, forms a secret organization (or ORDER) with its sole agenda to create a more acceptable means of drug transference. Using quasi-aincient recipes written by Aleister Crowley, the Order decides to create the worlds first prescription cookie:

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=49&play=1

But to no avail!

Using some sort of religious agenda as a dodge, they continue their insidious plans to take over the world via subliminal messages through the internet, until Bree ceases to recieve her "medicine." The Order falls back onto plan B: use the parents as guinea pigs (and also test subjects).

With Bree running around, potentially building some sort of plan to foul up the Order's plot, they travel back in time to build the one creature capable of manipulating her:

The
Gamma-powered
Edible
Mechanical
Man of
Action!

Also known as Bill .

Bill tempts Bree with images of a canine to activate her latent soviet programming, forcing her to act in a childish and ungrateful manner. To further seal the deal, the Order sends recon-agents to influence fear and make it seem like they are in control. While it is obvious that the Order could take Bree at any moment in time, it is best to put her under the roof of a single individual capable of taking care of her.

Jumping
Over
Niagra Falls
Accidently
Sometimes

Also known as Bill2 .

Bill2's surveillance reveals a startling discovery: The original cookie, laced with nanobots, has been activated! Giving Danielbeast hightened ninja powers!

This wasn't unforseen, as the Watchers of the Order had been monitoring the Beast since before the fax cereomony. The side effects were still unwanted.

In a mad attempt to meet their deadline, the pharmaceutical team develops their craziest drug delivery method yet: the prescription bullet!

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=144&play=1

The results are not surprising:

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=145&play=1

Nothing much left recap, however it would seem that, with the effects of the injections and cookies wearing off, Bree and Daniel are now suffering from hallucinations, snoring, walks of shame, allergies to pine nuts, chicken pox, addictions to foosball, and erections lasting longer than six hours.


Just kidding .

[sskylaarr]

THATS IT! YOU'RE A GENIUS!

[Luv2Skydive]

For future reference, this should be in Off The Cuff. It is a "joke" and this is not the forum for that type of thread.

[Nieriel.Manwathiel]

[EliCash]

For future reference, this should be in Off The Cuff. It is a "joke" and this is not the forum for that type of thread.

It's a joke about plot discussion; I think it fits in either.

[Sad Panda]

The
Gamma-powered
Edible
Mechanical
Man of
Action!

Also known as Bill .

Okay, now that was just damn funny.

[wintermute]

For future reference, this should be in Off The Cuff. It is a "joke" and this is not the forum for that type of thread.

It's a joke about plot discussion; I think it fits in either.

Yeah, half the threads in Plot Discussion can't be serious... And if they are, I think we all need psychiatric help

'mute

[nobackspacebutton]

[Luv2Skydive]

For future reference, this should be in Off The Cuff. It is a "joke" and this is not the forum for that type of thread.

It's a joke about plot discussion; I think it fits in either.

Yeah, half the threads in Plot Discussion can't be serious... And if they are, I think we all need psychiatric help

'mute

I don't know why, but I think that was directed at me.

[wintermute]

Yeah, half the threads in Plot Discussion can't be serious... And if they are, I think we all need psychiatric help

'mute

I don't know why, but I think that was directed at me.

Hehe... Nope... Not at anyone in particular

'mute

[AutoPilate]

All I read was "Blowing" and I said to myself, I said, "Self, this thread's for you!"

[A_Gray_Phantom]

Did you see the latest ITSCASSIE vid? WHAT DID I JUST GET DONE TELLING YOU???!!

COOKIES!!!!!!

It always goes back to the freakin' cookies. This means that ITSCASSIE is obviously canon now.

Oh edible morsels of temptation, your innocence is now shattered and void! VOID I SAY!! Who shall be next to fall prey as the next villain's weapon of temptation?

Teh sad...