Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

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JerseyJohnny
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Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

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Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! We've been HAD!!! I was stunned to find out but I looked it up in the Wikidpedia and by golly it was right there in black and white - check it out for yourself if you don't believe me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonelygirl15

Turns out the real Bree is an up-and-coming actress from New England named Jessica Rose. I bet that Daniel's real name isn't Daniel either, I think the whole thing is an act, but for all I know maybe he's some innocent guy she fooled?

Anyway, don't get too concerned about helping her out or anything, just enjoy it as entertainment, that's all it is at this point. I was so upset because I have been praying for her all the time, knowing she's a good, religious Christian girl, so that she'll make the right decisions, because she seems confused.

There really should be a law about this, because I was sso concerned for her I thought about offering my real name and address to her and my real phone number in case she wanted someone to talk to about her confusions.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew. :cry:
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Post by Hannahbee »

..................................................... that's a joke, right????
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Post by Nora Volkova »

I for one am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you! So shocked that I ran out and saved a fortune on car insurance by switching to geico.

How shocked were you?
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Nora Volkova wrote:I for one am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you! So shocked that I ran out and saved a fortune on car insurance by switching to geico.

How shocked were you?
Geico? OMG! Isn't that that obscure religious cult! Don't they like... sacrifice people so they don't have to pay their claims?
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Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

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JerseyJohnny wrote:knowing she's a good, religious Christian girl
So close, yet so far.

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Post by Sami »

good someone finally cleared that up :D

omg we've been had!
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*falls to knees and sobs*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*tears shirt off*
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Post by lordgreystoke422 »

And I'm staring down the barrel of a .45....
There is no real reason to accept the way things have changed....

BAM!
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Call to Arms...Or Would That Be Feet? #54
http://one.revver.com/watch/156886/flv/affiliate/28541

There is No Ice Cream in the Champagne Room at the Ceremony #55
http://one.revver.com/watch/166473/flv/affiliate/28541

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It' s a good thing that LG15 has been found out as being fake because it just so happens to be Banned Bree Week.

Danielbeast-banned! Lucy- banned!
Cassie-banned! Thor- banned!
Purple Monkey-banned!
Owen- banned!

sorry, I just had to do it!
see
http://lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1124
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Post by lordgreystoke422 »

It's also banned GoGO week.

She's a BOOK!!! BURN HER!!!
My Latest videos:

Call to Arms...Or Would That Be Feet? #54
http://one.revver.com/watch/156886/flv/affiliate/28541

There is No Ice Cream in the Champagne Room at the Ceremony #55
http://one.revver.com/watch/166473/flv/affiliate/28541

:smt071
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Post by gogo »

Regarding gogo, lordgreystoke422 shouted:
She's a BOOK!!! BURN HER!!!
Should I :lol: or :cry: or :oops: ?
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Post by Farva »

NOOOO! SHE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!

*lightsabre duel ensues*
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Post by Plurp »

Look. It's obvious that JerseyJohnny is a plant by the Creators. That is, he's FAKE. And that means his so-called revelation about Lonelygirl15 is FAKE. So Lonelygirl15 is real after all and not FAKE.

So there.
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Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

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JerseyJohnny wrote:Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew. :cry:
*gasp* Then who have I been sending all of my video replies to?
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Re: Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

Post by lordgreystoke422 »

twjaniak wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew. :cry:
*gasp* Then who have I been sending all of my video replies to?
I'm sorry sir, but it's all been a figment of your imagination. There is no lonelygirl15. Now cross your arms in from of you and put on this special coat and take these "vitamins".
My Latest videos:

Call to Arms...Or Would That Be Feet? #54
http://one.revver.com/watch/156886/flv/affiliate/28541

There is No Ice Cream in the Champagne Room at the Ceremony #55
http://one.revver.com/watch/166473/flv/affiliate/28541

:smt071
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