Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

aguy · Post by **aguy** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:46 pm

Look, it's obvious that Plurp, who thinks that JerseyJohnny is a fake and a plant by the creators is HIMSELF a fake and a plant the creators. He's trying to keep us from listening to JerseyJohnny who finally (finally) brought us all the truth that LG15 is a fake. If it wasn't for him, we'd all still be thinking she was real. So don't listen to Plurp. He's just a plant. What JerseyJohnny's saying is true. Unless I'm a plant, of course.......

Astrantia · Post by **Astrantia** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:48 pm

Call me dumb... but didn't everyone know this was fake about like, 2/3 weeks ago...

Or am I missing the sarcasm or irony of this post...?

aguy · Post by **aguy** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:38 pm

Astrantia wrote:Call me dumb... but didn't everyone know this was fake about like, 2/3 weeks ago...

Or am I missing the sarcasm or irony of this post...?

Yes.

sc · Post by sc » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:43 pm

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Nora Volkova · Post by **Nora Volkova** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:49 pm

Wikiality! Colbert was so right.

aguy · Post by **aguy** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:23 pm

sc wrote:I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Yeah, well, I call your rejection of my reality and up you one reality on top of that.

Farva · Post by **Farva** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:54 pm

Ah but see I know that I exist, because I think therefore I am. But I have no way of proving that you exist so therefore I conclude that you don't exist and your supposed creation of your own reality cannot ever possibly trump the reality I have created

Nora Volkova · Post by **Nora Volkova** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:13 pm

Did you know that the number of African elephants has tripled in the past year, and that cassieiswatching is lonelygirl15 canon?

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:49 pm

Plurp wrote:Look. It's obvious that JerseyJohnny is a plant by the Creators. That is, he's FAKE. And that means his so-called revelation about Lonelygirl15 is FAKE. So Lonelygirl15 is real after all and not FAKE.

So there.

Considering that Johnny has used the F word in conjunction with the C word in flaming someone..I think it pretty certain that he's NOT a plant...well..he may have the brain power of a plant..but he's not an agent of the creators..
THOUGH..that could be a way to throw even the stauchest of conspiracy theorists like me off..hmmmmm
VERY CLEVER!

lordgreystoke422 · Post by **lordgreystoke422** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:51 pm

Farva wrote:Ah but see I know that I exist, because I think therefore I am. But I have no way of proving that you exist so therefore I conclude that you don't exist and your supposed creation of your own reality cannot ever possibly trump the reality I have created

*BURP*

aguy · Post by **aguy** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:10 pm

Farva wrote:Ah but see I know that I exist, because I think therefore I am. But I have no way of proving that you exist so therefore I conclude that you don't exist and your supposed creation of your own reality cannot ever possibly trump the reality I have created

On the other hand, you could be a figment of my imagination, and you only think you exist because that's the way I imagined it....

HenrySugar · Post by **HenrySugar** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:58 pm

It's my understanding that some actress going by the name, Jessica sumthin' has been running 'round town impersonating our Bree. She should really be warned about this...
It's hard enough studying secret languages with a puppet, learning to drive, dieting, exercising, and preparing herself for some kind of hellish ritual (all the while finding time to make and edit fantastic videos on an almost daily bases) without some two-bit actress trying to ride her coattails...
Way too much to handle for any adorable sixteen year old geek-dream come true...

In all seriousness, it probably isn't a good idea to give out your name and number to online strangers. Especially 'satanist'...

JacksAndDouches · Post by **JacksAndDouches** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:56 am

JerseyJohnny wrote:Hey everyone, I thought you might want to know that it turns out this whole Lonelygirl15 thing is a FAKE! We've been HAD!!! I was stunned to find out but I looked it up in the Wikidpedia and by golly it was right there in black and white - check it out for yourself if you don't believe me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonelygirl15

Turns out the real Bree is an up-and-coming actress from New England named Jessica Rose. I bet that Daniel's real name isn't Daniel either, I think the whole thing is an act, but for all I know maybe he's some innocent guy she fooled?

Anyway, don't get too concerned about helping her out or anything, just enjoy it as entertainment, that's all it is at this point. I was so upset because I have been praying for her all the time, knowing she's a good, religious Christian girl, so that she'll make the right decisions, because she seems confused.

There really should be a law about this, because I was sso concerned for her I thought about offering my real name and address to her and my real phone number in case she wanted someone to talk to about her confusions.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I thought it was better you all knew.

She's from New England??? Funny she doesn't sound like any of the Kennedy's

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:30 am

Hey now! Not all of us New Englanders have the stuck up Greenwich accent.

Some of us are nasal-y Bostonians or EXTREMELY nasal-y Rhode Islanders....

Gawd!

heybitch · Post by **heybitch** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:15 am

Astrantia, you totally ruined the awesomeness of this post.

Lonelygirl15 is a fake!

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