Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

[JohnBigbootie]

Let me share a funny story. Really, it's a hoot!

Two gayliens are walking doen the street when one says to the other :

"Lactoperoxidase (LPO) is an oxidoreductase secreted into milk, and plays an important role in protecting the lactating mammary gland and the intestinal tract of the newborn infants against pathogenic microorganisms. In this study, the human LPO chromosomal gene was molecularly cloned, and its gene organization was determined. The human LPO gene was found to be arranged with the myeloperoxidase (MPO) gene in a tail-to-tail manner. Similar to the human MPO and eosinophil peroxidase (EPO) genes, the human LPO gene is split by 11 introns and spans 28 kb. Unlike most introns in mammalian gene, the 5' splice donor sequence of intron 11 starts with GC instead of GT. When the minigene comprised of exon 11, intron 11 and exon 12 of the human LPO gene was introduced into COS cells, the correct splicing
of the intron was found, suggesting the intron 11 of the human LPO gene is functional. The coding sequence of human LPO consists of 2136 bp, and codes for a protein of 712 amino acids. The amino
acid sequence of human LPO has 51 % similarity with those of both human MPO and EPO, suggesting that these peroxidase genes have evolved from a common ancestral gene. On the other hand, the nucleotide sequences of the 5' promoter regions of these peroxidase genes exhibit no similarity among them,which agrees with their tissue-specific expression.

and the other gaylien says : "I don't know about you but I'll have the Epogene!"

Oh man!!!!! What a corker! Huh?

So listen I gotta run. I'll check back a little later tonight.

LOL! "I'll take the Epogene" !!!! Geeze where do these stories come from? Huh?

BTW...It is pronounced John Big-Boo' -Tay and has nothing to do with the Derriere

[friendsofelvis]

while I must applaud any discussion that furthers the cause of gaylien research, I must point out evidence that, I believe, absolves Jonas and Daniel of such title. They may in fact be Bicurliens, or more likely Strataliens, however...
Gayliens, due to obscenely low levels of seratonin, generally lack basic impulse control. If, in fact, Jonas and Daniel were gayliens, they wouldn't have survived a week- let alone a lunar cycle- without direct sexual interaction.
copious copulation would climb criminally until culminating at close to constant, until they couldn't continue to come

[friendsofelvis]

to christmas carol cabarets.

[spaciegirlreturn]

So...what if these "gayliens" are everywhere? Are we pro comingling/integration?

[gogo]

Spaceigirl, although I have no particular answer to your question yet, the image you have shared brings up some questions in my mind that urge me to put on hold my current research to consider:

Could Jane Fonda be somehow involved? John Phillip Law? I haven't watched Barbarella in quite some time. Is Duran(d) Duran(d) involved? They were one of my favorite 1980's bands. Could there be a link to the Barbarella comic book creator Jean-Claude Forest?

I am off to the anagram solver to see if Barbarella, Duran(d) Duran(d), John Phillip Law, Jean-Claude Forest (separately, together or in various combinations) lend any clues or leads.

Sorry to bring this off topic, but I just had to share...I will need to explore further until I am ready to decide my stance on comingling/integration...

[ApotheosisAZ]

The '80s bands could be another link in the chain.

Before I started utilizing Velostat (thanks Taig!,) I remember having an insatiable desire to impregnate both The Bangles and The Go-Gos.

[spaciegirlreturn]

Could Jane Fonda be somehow involved?

Due to her assosciation with Senior Turner...I'd venture to say that she is involved in almost anything you could ever think of. Plus, fyi, word around town in ATL is that she's a major c*nt....so I'd assume that whatever she is in fact involved in, her intentions are sinister.

[JohnBigbootie]

ok ok there seems to be a pretty serious breakdown of order here and a wild diversion from the mission of this thread.

It's really time to regain our focus and sense of purpose here. I'm sorry to be the rain cloud but c'mon.

Are Bree and the Bookends ALiens or some other sort of Creature? Are they related? (still part of our topic even if Comrade BK split the thread). What are the ramifications and how, where when will they manifest themselves?

I offer the following thoughts just to help re-center ourselves

First, it is clear that the three are not of the "typical" breed found here on earth. My best guess is that they are related somehow and that they are indeed of socio-sexual class not typically found on earth.

My own opinion is that no matter where they are from Joan is a raging queen and a sexual predator, Bree is an Ice Princess and Daniel, well Danny-boy, he's sure it goes somewhere but he's just not sure where or with whom - well he is an alien give him some time.

Next, we will get a little more scientific


PS...ApotheosisZ Taig sends his regards and recalls having the same urges with that redheaded chic in the B-52's, Debra Harry (Blondie) and Belinda Carlysle.

For all of those interested..Taig is now resting comfortably, is able to sit up and take nourishment on his own but he is VERY confused

[JohnBigbootie]

Now here is an interesting development...Let's examine it shall we?

Joan drives Bree far into the mountians to find a local known as ""The Cowboy" Joan is familiar with this fellow from his days carousing in the Pints and Penis, and from sordid and tawdry drinking parties at his estate - so far named keggers but "stag party" may be more appropriate since one wonders how many ladies were in attendance at these soirees.

They find the Cowboys home but through a sudden shif in the space-time continuum we are transported to a Rest Stop along the road. These sudden shifts in the space-time continum are not unusual to our heroes so they see no reson to explain them.

Joan goes to investigate the van. It is empty. Surprise Though one might be able to surmise that fact from looking into either the front or back window. She seems too feel entering the van is worth the riski of exposure at the least and perhaps more severe consequences such as arrest or a severe beating at the hands of the "twon weirdo" for his prying. Maybe Joan was planting something? A love note? Taking something? A memento of some kind?

Now the Cowboy appears from the roadside rest room - a favorite gay rendevouz along the nations interstates, They are sort of a "Travelers Aid" Station for those young and old that are "passing through". Obviously he wasn't alone in there. It was that last minute shout from his "pard'ner" that saved Joan from detection !

Maybe they should have gone inside the restroom to see if the Cowboys sheduled arrival was posted -scratched on the inside stall wall. "For a good time...". That way they could plan to search the van while "The Cowboy" was making new friends.

Again a rip in space/time and we arrive at the mansion estate of young Joan. Bree exhausted from the energy drain inherent to such muilti-dimensional travel is fast a sleep - asleep or dosing herself with some vile chemical.

For the first time Joan raises her voice in frustration. Frightening ! If only he had the experience needed for htis sort of thing...investigating and repor...

Wait! Wait just a doggone minute!

Nikki B. is a..., a..., Yes! Nikki B is an "Investigative Repporter!" She could help! Where is she? DOes JOan even know whe exists? She is posted as a friend on his mypace account so it would seem they know aout each other. Fortunately Mikki can move quickly although certainly not seamlessly between the Breeniverse and our humdrum world. She is NOT wearing a velostatic hat so the messages should be coming in loud an clear.

"Risky Business" to be sure; and still, what news is there of he that is know as Daniel?

This weekend will surely find many a soul keeping watch for news.

[milowent]

hyemew, who i don't think is out of diapers long enough to participate in this thread, made an interesting observation -- when jonas got into the van, he was no doubt replaced by a jonas CLONE. thus, if jonas was not a gaylien before today, he has been replaced by a gaylien.

the cowboy is meant to only emphasize the alien connection. as steve miller said in 1973: "Some people call me the space cowboy,yeah Some call me the gangster of love, Bree Daniel & Jonas are all gayliens, sent down from space above. "

[JohnBigbootie]

Yes Milo...but "some people called him 'Maurice' because he speaks of the pompatous of love"

[milowent]

maurice or whatever, that "miss me" video clearly was being broadcast by daniel from the mothership.

[lordgreystoke422]

GoGo, excellent deduction... Not sure if they wore flip-flops as this (Water Watcher?) picture I just found during my research kind of negates that possibility. Is this an Order Member?

Not only does he have rather, uhm, abnormal lower-body features, but there is a certain Key West kinda feel to this "look". I dunno, but that supports Taig's (endless I may add) assertions. Is this what Jonas and Bree are going to evolve (devolved from per JH) into?!?



Of course, there is always the possibility that flip-flops were some kind of ritualistic Ceremony prop used for Skeeter Sacrifice. I am sure that you are ON to something here though.

Here is the shocking proof that Apotheosis has been to the shallows.

[lordgreystoke422]

I don't get this I don't think the Creators are as involved as you guys are. Just relax and watch the show. It is meant for enjoying not for digging for each and every thing that could mean something else. I know symbolism and stuff like that but this is way too overbored!

Naive child! OH THE LESSONS YOU WILL LEARN!

[ApotheosisAZ]

In the face of undeniable proof, I am outted by lordgreystoke422. I have indeed been to the shallows.

My inner hunger for the truth regarding the "Galien" conspiracy has driven me far and wide.