It involves pouring honey (which has natural antibiotic properties) on each other's "moons" after performing certain magickal [sic] gestures and performing a series of liturgical (in the literal sense of "public duty") grunts.
The plural "moons" might apply to matter thought of as belonging to an individual body, as your location is Jupiter.
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Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.
You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.
You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.
whoa.
What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.
You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.
lol okkk
but i wasnt talking to u wen i sed if u say so btw lol, i was talking to evan
my name is josh, not iamcool or iam or cool
cooltron5000 is also accepted
My lawyers told me to edit the content of this signature so i didn't get sued
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Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I do say so, although I'm willing to concede that local variants of the ceremony exist, e.g. the Venusian Nuk-Nuk Dance and the Plutonian Pilfering of Pillows.
You should witness the latter rite if you get the chance. After doing so, you'll never use hotel linens again.
whoa.
That was exactly my response. Unfortunately, Plutonians a.) don't have horses and therefore have no frame of reference for that sort of utterance and b.) have no ears but instead communicate via a complex series of pheromone emissions, so my attempt at averting such a horrendous spectacle yielded no outcome beneficial to my digestion or state of mind.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Oh my god.. I'm already someone's "handmaiden", someone else's fiance and JJ's..I don't know..special friend? Maybe you should all line up and we'll figure out some way to measure..oh no..that's not right. You'll just have to fight to the death or something.
Aww come on...We all know they will surrender... I Have 1,256,879 Clones Of You And Counting The Have No Chance...And neither will you unless you merry me.
