Ziola wrote:I got you a present to help you through this week, Spacie...
YAY!!
I wasn't fu*ked yet today....normal route...but dear god, every table in the shop is covered in arrangements and no one is talking..just very quietly working. Hell is eminent. I'm smoking again, fu*k it. I don't care. And I am drinking as soon as I get home.
Kasdeja wrote:My faves are daisies, tulips and daffodils...and I also love carnations.
And screw yo' damn tulips!! They fall apart and crush really easily in the car...pain in my ass.
I'm obsessed with bells of Ireland..I don't know if they're really a "flower" but they are cool and they have a weird smell sort of like lemon grass and something else..I don't know.
Kasdeja wrote:You love people like me...who go to the grocery and buy our own damn flowers, right?
I like anyone who doesn't make me talk to them or listen to them and can sign a clipboard with one hand and hold a vase in the other without bitching. And I like people who know what they want and don't pick out ugly sh*t off the internet that 3,000,000 other people are getting too. I'm not bitter though.
Pretty good...just got back from taking the kids to the bookstore and getting ready to go to basketball practice.....ugh.
How goes the new job Betz? It's exactly the same position as your other one isn't it?
My 4-year-old is going to start part-time daycare tomorrow so I can get some work done. I swear, I think I feel guilty 24/7 as a parent.....I'm driving myself crazy!
Dude...I should write for Hallmark!! I know there are other total c*nts out there that would buy my cards. No, not drunk..yet. Just crazy. Nothing new there.
I'd buy your cards! I can see these coming from Spacie......
Outside of card: "Get Well Soon"
Inside: "I'm tired of you coughing in my face, f*cking Asshat!"
Outside of card: "Happy Birthday"
Inside: "I feel all mushy inside just thinking about you being one step closer to death"
Outside of card: "You're getting married!"
Inside: "WTF? Asshat!"
Outside of card: "Happy Birthday Little Sis!"
Inside of card: "So is this a good time to tell you you're adopted?"
Outside of card: "Happy Valentines Day!"
Inside of card: "Or as I like to call it 'Eat Sh*t and Die, Asshat.....and you can take these lovely roses and shove them up your......oh, never mind....just sign here."
carnations.
