Well, it is kind of supposed to be like an ernest hemmingway piece I read...here read it and tell me if you can figure out what they are talking about...
Man: [Sigh] I don’t know.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: I mean, I just don’t know.
Woman: What’s to know? We’ve done it a hundred times, and never had any problems. So, what’s the matter sweetheart?
Man: I know. But, see, I just don’t know if I feel right about it anymore.
Woman: Why is that?
Man: I don’t know. Would you stop loving me if I said I didn’t want to?
Woman: Of course not. You know I will love you no matter what.
Man: And I love you.
Woman: I know.
[A few moments of silence]
Woman: What are you thinking about?
Man: I am just trying to decide what to do.
Woman: Don’t worry about it, honey, we can always do something else.
Man: But won’t you miss the feeling it gives you?
Woman: Well, maybe just a little bit, but I will get over it.
Man: Maybe if I had more balls you wouldn’t have to!
Woman: Don’t say that! You are one hell of a man, and you know it! No one else could do what you do!
Man: Yeah, you are right. What was I worried about? Sure, I am not as young as I once was, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still do it!
Woman: I’d say you’ve gotten better as you got older.
Man: Really?
Woman: Mm-hmm.
Man: Well, I guess I have honed my technique.
Woman: You sure have!
Man: What are we waiting for? Get the car, honey. We’re going to go get rich!
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yea but she won't let me have a dairy queen cakecup o' noodles wrote:Guys don't think about the cake? I thought guys loved cake.lonelyelendi wrote:And I am guessing you are right about not planning much. Women think about their wedding day all their lives. Men barely consider what the specifics will be other than there will be a girl, a minister, and some people. Oh, and maybe some chairs for people to sit. If it is doesn't cost too much.
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LOL! Football wedding.thejyav wrote:just like she won't agree to a roller wedding. she wont agree to a football wedding (guys in jerseys girls in cheerleader outfits) ..she doesn't like any of my ideas
You should have a Pimp wedding.
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even tho she is crazy about the ring...i think that would be the last straw... if i suggested lg15 wedding she might change her mindcup o' noodles wrote:LOL! Football wedding.thejyav wrote:just like she won't agree to a roller wedding. she wont agree to a football wedding (guys in jerseys girls in cheerleader outfits) ..she doesn't like any of my ideas
You should have a Pimp wedding.
besides she doesnt have the eyebrows to pull off bree
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They are going to rob a bank.cup o' noodles wrote:Hrm.....I dunno.
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lol, I know that when my boyfriend was thinking about wedding pie, there's no way he would even consider wasting any by smashing it on my face. He'd be too busy stuffing it in his own face.rachelalexis wrote:....I think wedding pie would be awesome! As long as there's no desert/face smash thing
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