Corrupted Wish Game

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:42 pm

LesterG wrote:
Ziola wrote:*backs slowly out of the thread*
hahahah

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:44 pm

granted, but ziola likes me more

I wish BA and I teamed up fought off all the other vamps and ended up victorious with Ziola as our love slave pet person.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:45 pm

Granted, we win the battle against the vampires and Ziola ends up as our sex slave...but Ziola isn't really Ziola, but a big mean angry goblin girl with four boobs that grow with every particle of dust that falls onto her nose. Ziola's boobs grow so big one night that we suffocate underneath them and die.

I wish that never happened @.@

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:47 pm

granted Ziola is still our love slave, but instead she is a sexy succubus that retains her dancing skills and performs for us nightly until...

I wish we could capture another FEMALE love slave

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:49 pm

Granted, but we actually capture two sex slaves...when you accidently grabbed the sexy female sex slave #2, you grabbed twins that are stuck together...one girl and one guy attached by their ass...giving us one weird double sex slave... And Ziola dances, but only inside a special magick box.

I wish the magick box was see through.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:51 pm

granted, but ziola only dances when ziola only feel horny

I wish ziola was always horny

Jamidru · Post by **Jamidru** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:52 pm

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Granted, but she turns into a lesbian and only wants to .. 'hang out' with me.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:56 pm

granted, but your girlfriend turns out to be a boyfriend named lesterg

I wish Jami wanted to play with our wierd sex slave

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:58 pm

Granted. Jami plays cards with our sex slave every night, leaving us frustrated and no sex slave to 'play with'. Kas joins in and eventually we have the whole party thread bringing over vamp-friends, poodles, and evil unicorns and then we are forced to move back into our shack...where we started from...with only the hopes to win our castle back.

I wish that Jami and Kas didn't take over our castle. >.<

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:59 pm

Might I suggest therapy

Jamidru · Post by **Jamidru** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:01 pm

Granted but Kas and I start getting really whiny and want you to entertain us all the time!

I wish the sex slave I play cards with wasn't quite so weird.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:02 pm

Ziola wrote:

Might I suggest therapy

Granted. Ziola, me, Les, Kas, and Jami all take a group therapy lesson given by Jonas...but instead of healing our inner demons he brainwashes us and we end up dressing all in black with sunglasses and drinking orange slurpies sooo much that our brains are in constant brain freeze.

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:02 pm

granted we never let jami play with our twins, but instead turned our twins into her and jami became sex slave #2 and kas came along and decided to chill and watch the sex slaves make sexy slave love while I felt up BA.

I wish this castle had more lighting

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:06 pm

nobackspacebutton wrote:
Ziola wrote:

Might I suggest therapy

Granted. Ziola, me, Les, Kas, and Jami all take a group therapy lesson given by Jonas...but instead of healing our inner demons he brainwashes us and we end up dressing all in black with sunglasses and drinking orange slurpies sooo much that our brains are in constant brain freeze.

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

granted, it's now cold inside... thanks alot BA.. and with our constant brain freezes we all become frosty ninjas and kcut ppls heads off as we flip out

I wish we cut jonas' head off