I'm still watching our friend! I've just been really busy lately and haven't been on the forums as much as I have been in the past. (I got a new job at a chocolate shop right around V-day...you can imagine how difficult it was trying to train during the busiest season).
I would love to get the audio for us, but it turns out that the version of Audacity that I ended up with won't work properly for me and I can't grab audio off the computer, (despite following the instructions given in the "Guide to Reversing Audio" thread).
I hope someone who knows what they're doing comes along soon!
Jonas is no Bruce Wayne, but he is a mild-mannered millionare with a secret identity.
He's HamsterMan, and his parents' bedroom is really the entrance to the HamsterCave.
The reference to Bruce Wayne and the hamster tags all make sense now!
It's a poem, but the audio is a bit distorted so there may be mistakes in my interpretation:
Remember me?
It seems like ages, how long has it been?
I wasn't gonna see you till who knows when.
(laughter) (sigh)
I see that the ceremony isn't for you,
Now there are many who feel this way too.
So you've rescued your friend, you think they are through?
They've got someone else left under their shoe.
The Order isn't lazy, they've got a lot to do,
To complete the ceremony with you.
They've hidden the truth and kept all
From seeing the reality that none can recall.
There's no time to waste, I've given my first clue
To a very attentive and lucky few.
When the time is right I shall show the truth,
But only to those who will conduct a good sleuth.
(laughter)
Bye...
-BRUCKER
Teen1: He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Teen1: I don't even know anymore.