Corrupted Wish Game

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:40 am

Granted, but you almost instantly become morbidly obese.

I wish I had some [soy] ice cream right now.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:10 am

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish whiny people wouldn't target me.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:40 am

Granted, but you turn into a toad.

I wish I had all my work done and could go home.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:41 am

Granted, but then you get stuck in traffic until your normal time to go home.

I wish I had some chapstick, my lips hurt real bad.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:42 am

Granted, but in order to get that chapstick, you had to kiss your boss' ass..litterally.

I wish I didn't have to pay rent.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:43 am

Sweet! I don't have a boss!

Granted, but now you live in a van down by the river.

I wish it was already 4pm.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:45 am

God thats my next wish. lol.

Granted, time speeds up to 4PM, but as soon as you get home, time speeds back up to 7AM the next day.

I wish it REALLY was 4PM and time to go home!

loobylou · Post by **loobylou** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:47 am

it is 4pm but you live here in the UK where right now it's only 1.47pm!

I wish I had webbed feet.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:48 am

Granted, but now you have an insatiable craving for bread bits.

I wish it wasn't so foggy outside.

loobylou · Post by **loobylou** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:50 am

It's now sunny but you don't have any shades and it's giving you a headache!

I wish I was a little bit taller!

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:51 am

Granted, but as your height grows, your waist does too. @.@

I wish I could lose 10 lbs.

loobylou · Post by **loobylou** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:56 am

You do but then you slip through a crack in the pavement!

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:01 am

You had no wish!! lol

loobylou · Post by **loobylou** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:04 am

dammit! I suck at this game!!!

I wish I lived in peru!

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:20 am

Granted, you live in peru but you speak french---so no one understands you and you are forced to live life alone.

I wish there was a new video!