I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)

Post by **Broken Kid** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:57 am

Ziola wrote:I still wonder how people can do that? How do you drive into a building and not brake?

Dedication and nerves of steel!

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:58 am

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:00 am

I sh*t you not...I think I could do it. We watched jackass 2 the other night, and if I had a couple drinks in me, I think I would do most of that stuff too. Some things..no way, but a lot of it..yes.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:01 am

why does this not surprise me?

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:05 am

'cause I'm dumb..and insane

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:13 am

I wouldn't have you any other way...after all, birds of a feather should stick together

And one of my other parents just sent me this:

One morning the husband returns after several
> hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although
> not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
> the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
> anchors, and reads her book.
> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He
> pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
> morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,
> "Isn't that obvious?")
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he
> informs her.
>
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
> reading."
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all
> I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
> take you in and write you up."
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
> sexual assault," says the woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the
> game warden.
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment.
> For all I know you could start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
> It's likely she can also think.
> Send this to four women/girls who are
> thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're
> intelligent.

I love some of my parents...

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:40 am

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:41 am

i like that little joke, i think i must forward it on to others.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:07 am

spaciegirlreturn wrote: HA! Why, does bestiality scare you or something? Geez, you're so uptight. j/k

Heh. I was just reading this book called DYKE DRAMA, by Leslie Lange (and laughing hysterically through the whole thing) and came across a section that quoted from a very earnest 1980-ish book on lesbian sexuality, called SAPPHISTRY, published by Naiad Press. The quote was inadvertently hilarious -- all about how you could let your "non-human furry friend" lick your genitalia, or you could masturbate him/her when s/he was in heat. Leslie Lange wanted to know whether the author and her editor from Naiad were both on crack.

The thing that I thought was particularly hilarious was that I had that very book (meaning SAPPHISTRY) upstairs in my bedside table. My GF and I ran upstairs to get it and had a great time reading other choice passages from the bestiality section.

Here's the cover art from DYKE DRAMA:

Sorry, I don't have a pic from SAPPHISTRY (the bestiality section wasn't illustrated anyway).

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:10 am

wait...what...while they are in heat? And...I...what's that got to do with being lesbian?

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:14 am

um....I'm gonna back away from this one....

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:17 am

Yeah, I am thinking I don't want what I think it is to be confirmed...When my animal is in heat...I ain't masturbatin' nothin.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:17 am

Kasdeja wrote:wait...what...while they are in heat? And...I...what's that got to do with being lesbian?

Nothing.

It was in a section called "Variations." I think it was intended to signify that that We Must Respect Everyone's Sexuality, No Matter How Gross.

They didn't have a section on Furries though. I don't think Furries had reached cultural saturation yet. Thank gawd.

Ziola wrote:heh...I want Kas to be my wife But Lass might have a problem with that, since she's my girlfriend...

Hell, I'm openminded. Kas can be the wife of both of us. Especially if she'll cook and do the housework. (Not to mention get freaky with us.)

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:18 am

nice.....

Do you think she'll wear one of those sexy french maid outfits?

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:19 am

everytime I tell people my mother is a french import....