I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:21 am

Ziola wrote:I give up....I have come to the realization that all people outside of this thread suck huge elephant penises.

And speaking of bestiality . . .

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:22 am

Lass, you have officially made my fu*king day!! That is soooooo funny. Not to mention every queen I've ever met has told me the infamous peanut butter/suprise party story claiming they know the lesbian it happened to. (and some non-queens too)

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:22 am

* le sigh*

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:24 am

Can I just state again that I love that this thread is a breeding ground for all things lesbionic.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:26 am

ok, so lesbionic is my new favorite word...

I feel as though someone who is way smarter then me should invent a lesbian robot and that should be her name

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:26 am

Exept when he comes around.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:28 am

Um . . . I don't know the peanut butter/surprise party story. They're probably going to come and take away my little pink lesbian card.

Speaking of sucky days yesterday . . . I rode my new motor scooter to the subway yesterday (after I drove to the station in my car and couldn't find a single parking space). That scooter is FUCKING HEAVY. I was trying to park it and was having trouble moving it with the engine off, so I turned the engine on . . . and it took off. I wasn't in the seat, but I was holding on to the grips, so I had to take off running with it. I ended up smashing my hand into a light pole.

And it was my writing hand, too.

Nothing broken, thank gawd. but it hurts like fucking hell.

Oh, and the scooter clipped the pole too. Some of the trim broke off the scooter. How mortifying.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:31 am

swoon

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:31 am

Adult blah blah blah
http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp
Maybe it's a result of the ongoing f** vs dyke thing, but everytime I hear it, the girl is a lesbian and the person telling me the story is a queen.
edit- I resent that f*g is apparently one of the words we're not allowed to say....and we're allowed to say dyke?! WTF?

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:36 am

I've heard the story...but never about a lesbian. I always heard it was a teenage girl, german shepard and her dad and his buddies came home early.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:37 am

Hey, that's like the episode of Nip/Tuck with Melissa Gilbert. She played a woman who's husband was in the military and went in for breast reconstruction (her nipple was pretty much bitten off by the dog).

Anywho, the hubby returns home, finds peanut butter in the bedroom, realizes she's gone in for surgery and kills the dog and brings it to the Dr's office to give her....

I was like this

the whole episode

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:39 am

I loathe Melissa Gilbert

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:42 am

Well, it was pretty disturbing to watch Laura Ingalls Wilder talk about having sex with her dog....

and this is my catchphrase of the day:

Ziola wrote:heh...at this point and time in my week, I hope Tachyon kicks Op's and her supporters collective butts

Jamidru · Post by **Jamidru** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:43 am

Ziola wrote:I give up....I have come to the realization that all people outside of this thread suck huge elephant penises.

Why I never....

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:44 am

Are you insinuating that the Op people are shitheads? How dare ye?