Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

[milowent]

Well, if Daniel is a bitch, that is a hint as to Daniel's gaylien gender. And if Bree had tentacles, that could explain how she was able to restrain Jonas "the boxer" by herself.

[longlostposter]

Die, thread, die!

[JohnBigbootie]

Interrogation 101

Well...my, my, my. Where DO I begin? Klaatu your synopsis was excellent. Taig would be proud. (more on him later). Now to the matter at hand.

I'm sure many of you are shocked by this recent turn of events. I was at first but then I remembered a post from that rambling tree swimmer CG. It is the altitude

...The Epogen fueled Breester is currently en route to a remote mountain location in company of the bookends. While this Fortress of Solitude is not the least bit related to any Aquatic Alien activities ON THE SURFACE, it is indeed another path on the way to the Alien Origin theory. Without a long dissertation on the geologic origin of mountain chains, current Atlantis political thought, or the price of Stuffed Monkey food in Beijing I will elaborate my latest theory for my esteemed colleagues.

My latest research has revealed that the effectiveness of Epogen is greatly enhanced the more the subject increases their altitude. The decrease of oxygen at higher altitudes has a pronounced and marked effect in the patient’s physiology. As the subject increases altitude they begin to approximate the conditions evident of those associated with any regulation inter-planetary conveyance. (That means a flying saucer JBB.) These are also the conditions similar to a gill-equipped Atlantisite, when not swimming vigorously.

Sooooo, althought the Trio attempts to seek refuge at higher altitudes, they are playing directly into the Orderite’s tattooed hands. I would expect to see a future video where the non-hirsute Orderites seen recently will be lurking around the cabin. Possibly disguised as female Biathalon competitors or some other nefarious and equally absurd mountain sport. I am thoroughly convinced that the increased altitude will make Bree an even more attractive target for these characters. Note that Biathletes use skis and guns in their competitions… Yikes!

How that silly simian ever derived this idea I will never know. No dougt the Man in the Yellow Hat has been feeding him information along with his steady diet of bannana's and coconut milk.

Has the gaylien trio descended into madness due their prolonged stay in high altitudes wihtout protection? Do they need to return to an aquatic atmosphere fro rejuvination?

For months we knew that water was especially relevant here but lately running water scenes have been absent and come to think of it it has been some time since we have seen the starburst sun effect. Is this material?

Is the gaylien mission in danger of failure due to internal dissent? Have they unknowingly exposed themselves to a special kind of altitude sickness?

How about this:

This episode has had many people recall scenes from "Reservoir Dogs"...Are Daniel and Bree acting together to turn Joan into some kind of "gimp" (in homage to another very popular Terrintino film) ?
Is Joan then destined to spend the rest of his years clad in latex and leather tied into a chair with nothing to do but to provide twisted amusement to "Breaniel"?

It's easy to become fixated on the sexual orientation of these beings, but now I think it has been rather well established and needs no further investigaion. We at the GRC beleive it is time to move on using this as a fundamental truth.

CG may or may not be relieved at this. I for one think he "doth protest too much" about our convictions.

Now we turn our full atttention to understanding these beings physical attributes and , pshycological profiles, as well as their mission here of course.

This video is an excellent point from wich to move on. In recent interchange among the most able scholars of and consultants to the GRC several salient points were made.

I am not at liberty to disclose the entire transcript of the meeting but here are some quotes that may be of interest to others:

"Can all this be settled with just another "Bro-Down"?

"This is very lord of the flies" and in reference to that was this "who would have thought Jonas would go from Poochie to Piggy?"

a quote from the video: "was it about the hike?"

here is a question few of us have considered: "Do you think after a video like this that P Monkey or Owen could ever reappear "

These are all very powerful points. I see that I have run on quite a bit. My apologies. Before I sign off however I want to warn longlostposter that she has entered a strange and wonderful world by joing in this thread. Once you are in the circle of trust there is no turning back. It isn't always pretty. It is sometimes shocking. It is always ridiculous. But it is the cockroach of the LG Forum it just won't die.


I'll sign off for now. Ta ta

[milowent]

Die, thread, die!

LLP, i had a dream that when this thread and the carrot cake thread dies, the whole series will end.

i also dreamed that the next video will be "P. Monkey Boogies on Jonas' Grave"

[JohnBigbootie]

sweet jumpin' jahosaphat! what in the world is going on up in those mountains? Can anyone offer some sort of advice or direction? I am at a standstill. Milo....George Gogo, Hank????? Anyone

[Pi]

grrr

[Pi]

Die, thread, die!

LLP, i had a dream that when this thread and the carrot cake thread dies, the whole series will end.

i also dreamed that the next video will be "P. Monkey Boogies on Jonas' Grave"

Humph. The freaky little spaz would digg something like that. As I'm feeling a little nostalgic for much simpler times, and this thread always inspires the alien in me, I would suggest a PM dancing to an ABBA number, which of course cross's and addresses all genders, races, and species. I'm just not sure at this point if it would be "Dancing Queen" or "Knowing me, Knowing you." In any case Jonas will live forever. His jeans may be ratty, but his genes divine.

[milowent]

ABBA! why didn't i think of that!

ABBA = Aliens Brought Back Apocalypse. Hmm.

And perhaps Jonus is the future Lazarus Long, he very well could be. He certainly can break little plastic ties with ease.

[curiousGeorge]

I fear that we may be entering a new chapter in our research soon, but I can't help but point out the latest developments involving Joan. I think they may provide yet more scintillating data.

So Joan was able to break out of his "Stuck In The Middle With You" style binding without much trouble and escape! What strength this young boxer must have, truly telling... He was also able to navigate the snowy mountain terrain, without aid of SUV or other conveyance, and sees to be totally at ease in these harsh conditions. He also seems to be able to hide himself with ease. Hmmmm.

I spent the last five hours reviewing all vid offerings from Joan and have also stumbled on a rather startling "clue" that we all seem to have missed. Although DB, at times, will appear to have facial hair of some sort he does not seem to have the consistently scruffy look that Joan does most of the time. Joan consistently seems to have "issues" with both his hair and a pronounced aversion to shaving... Although still a young "man" his back has been hidden from view, but I suspect it is probably much hairier than we would care to see.

Sooooooo. Let's review: Mad fighting skillz, super-human strength, bad personal grooming, excessive hirsuitedness, and mad mountain survival skillz. Hmmmmm.

I can say now with all confidence that Joan is most probably related to some sort of Alien derived Yeti .

Now, I realize that this is indeed a shocking turn of events but pretty much explains a whole lot of dangling plot issues. (Well, not the "Absinthe Anachronism" but that is coming soon I am sure...) I am also now firmly convinced that Cassie was an emissary of the Yeti-Ites sent to live in civilization and keep an "eye" on the Breester... Indeed shocking.

Perhaps the Epogen injections were being giving to Bree to prevent her imminent Yetiization at maturity. No doubt the non-hirsute Orderite goons seen in the elevator need these injections on a regular basis themselves...

I am pleased to offer this latest theory and eagerly await any and all comments. I am especially pleased that all phans are enjoying this critical line of research. It is indeed a most worthy endeavor.

ETA:
I just got a PM from one of the more lascivious phemale phorumites who was overjoying at the connection between Jonas having/being Big Feet and, uhm, "other" physical characteristics he probably has. Sigh. These phans seem to have a rather disturbing attraction to such a dangerous creature and this is clearly an unhealthy infatuation. I urge them to seek immediate professional assistance.

[kiyoshi]

I fear that we may be entering a new chapter in our research soon, but I can't help but point out the latest developments involving Joan. I think they may provide yet more scintillating data.

So Joan was able to break out of his "Stuck In The Middle With You" style binding without much trouble and escape! What strength this young boxer must have, truly telling... He was also able to navigate the snowy mountain terrain, without aid of SUV or other conveyance, and sees to be totally at ease in these harsh conditions. He also seems to be able to hide himself with ease. Hmmmm.

I spent the last five hours reviewing all vid offerings from Joan and have also stumbled on a rather startling "clue" that we all seem to have missed. Although DB, at times, will appear to have facial hair of some sort he does not seem to have the consistently scruffy look
that Joan does most of the time. Joan consistently seems to have "issues" with both his hair and a pronounced aversion to shaving... Although still a young "man" his back has been hidden from view, but I suspect it is probably much hairier than we would care to see.

Sooooooo. Let's review: Mad fighting skillz, super-human strength, bad personal grooming, excessive hirsuitedness, and mad mountain survival skillz. Hmmmmm.

I can say now with all confidence that Joan is most probably related to some sort of Alien derived Yeti .

Now, I realize that this is indeed a shocking turn of events but pretty much explains a whole lot of dangling plot issues. (Well, not the "Absinthe Anachronism" but that is coming soon I am sure...) I am also now firmly convinced that Cassie was an emissary of the Yeti-Ites sent to live in civilization and keep an "eye" on the Breester... Indeed shocking.

Perhaps the Epogen injections were being giving to Bree to prevent her imminent Yetiization at maturity. No doubt the non-hirsute Orderite goons seen in the elevator need these injections on a regular basis themselves...

I am pleased to offer this latest theory and eagerly await any and all comments. I am especially pleased that all phans are enjoying this critical line of research. It is indeed a most worthy endeavor.

ETA:
I just got a PM from one of the more lascivious phemale phorumites who was overjoying at the connection between Jonas having/being Big Feet and, uhm, "other" physical characteristics he probably has. Sigh. These phans seem to have a rather disturbing attraction to such a dangerous creature and this is clearly an unhealthy infatuation. I urge them to seek immediate professional assistance.

I think my brain just exploded into a billion pieces.

[curiousGeorge]

I think my brain just exploded into a billion pieces.

Yes, this is indeed tough stuff to digest but one needs to keep an open mind and be willing to have one's reality shattered at any moment. These Orderites are deft, cunning, and fiendishly clever at disguising their true heritage and ultimate intentions with young Bree.

I feel your pain ...

[Klaatu]

I too feel your pain my friends. I have witnessed heads explode due to compression problems in the outer reaches. It is not a pretty site to be sure.

Poor Bigbootie. At an impasse and no one to turn to but the curly tailed bannana boy and Milo the man the myth...

It should come as no surprise that CG is pushing this wild animal thing. (there is a little bias there ya think?). I suppose he envisions some alliance between the Simian Liberation Front and an army of Yeti's "storming the barricades". What little he knows of their decieptful nature.

I submit for your persusal the following information

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/UFOs/UFO_Entities.htm and it's excellent discussion of something you ALL may have not yet considered...

for a discussion of entities that are

1) able also to appear in the guise of ANIMALS. (Yetis? Pumas? Loch Ness Monsters? ) [And Chupacabras, it appears - previously mentioned in this thread)

2) inveterate liars and deceivers, and delight in bamboozling and misleading mankind with all manner of nonsense

3) addicted to the abduction or kidnapping of humans

and a variety of other pertinent things. I encourage you to read it.

[zim]

sure Milo..maybe Jonus is a gay alien from the planet Lavender

Hahahahah I almost spit up my pop.

[ApotheosisAZ]

Recently, while returning to my own gratifying in-depth examination of the "Galien" consipiracy, I was exposed to a foul discharge of methane gas.

Knowing of several planets here in our own solar system which contain this gas as an atmospheric component (among them, Earth and Uranus,) I was not surprised, but the sensation was unpleasant.

I shall not be deterred.

[longlostposter]

LLP, i had a dream that when this thread and the carrot cake thread dies, the whole series will end.

*gasp* This thread could never aspire to be as ingenious as the carrot cake thread. I am appalled that you would even suggest such a thing!