Awesome Pick-up Lines.

thelogicpuzzler · Post by **thelogicpuzzler** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:50 pm

charliebrown wrote:
thelogicpuzzler wrote:Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner.
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher

That's disturbing.

senoritablanca · Post by **senoritablanca** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:51 pm

charliebrown wrote:
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher

yeah? a 50ish year old teacher did that to a boy in my class.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:18 pm

Hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see my self in your pantssssssssssss.

From A Night At The Roxbury, lol.

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

Damn, I must be a cannibal, 'cause I wanna eat you all night long. Rawr!
(That last one's been used on me before. Needless to say, it did not work, lol.)

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:07 am

cup o' noodles wrote:Hey, hey. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see my self in your pantssssssssssss.

From A Night At The Roxbury, lol.

that part of the movie is the BEST.

Vintage_Angel · Post by **Vintage_Angel** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:32 am

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:43 am

Your car's parked in that lot out front, right? K, see you later.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:46 am

Hey girl, wanna make fifty bucks?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:50 am

What're you, about a size fourteen?

From The Silence of the Lambs.

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:56 am

Jimmy: Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede another man's happiness, but if the answer is no, I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?
Dagney: What?
Jimmy: It's a very special quality. Every other girl in this place merely plods along, but you glide.

--from Things to Do in Denver in Denver When You're Dead

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:09 am

The first time I saw you
Standing in the street,
You were so cool you could have
Put out Vietnam.

--The Pogues, "Haunted"

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:49 am

Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:51 am

spaciegirlreturn wrote:Since no one has said it...and I'm suprised no one has:
Nice shirt. Wanna fu*k?

Shouldn't that be "nice pants"?

We were just waiting for you, spacie.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:16 am

Nice pants, Sheikh.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:15 pm

Are you from tennesee?

Cause your the only ten I see!

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:55 pm

Hey, little girl, want some candy?

Why don't you come here and sit on Santa's lap?