Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

[curiousGeorge]

He is a lying bastard.

That is just beyond the pale Milo. I know you fancy yourself some type of LG Sage, but that gives you no reason to insult Mr. Bootie. JBB has been kind to pour his heart and soul into this research and all of a sudden you decide that just because YOU can't handle the truth that we are all a bunch of dullards and lunatics. The nerve.

Now, I must also take the time to say though that I have conclusive evidence that the Jackal Formerly Know as Taig is indeed NOT missing but instead has been with us this whole time . I just received a pm from his handmaiden SpacieGirl that leads me to believe this wretch is indeed just faking his disappearance and is instead manifesting all manner of sockpuppets to further his sick and twisted agenda. As to who these sockpuppets are, I have no clue but I am on the case...

As for you P. Diddy, I would appreciate it if you kept your "I'm Such a Smarty Pants LGPedian" schtick out of this. That is indeed if you really are P. Diddy and not just some Taig (Jackal!) sockpuppet in your own right. I happen to have knowledge of your WikiFacts For Porn racket and I will blow the lid right off of it it you persist in your unwanted intrusions in this most august thread. I won't even bring up the punching Jess Rose in the nose incident. Shameless.

Oh and Hye, don't even think of stepping into this at this late juncture with your old "I loved the Gayliens in Bree's bedroom but hate the ARG Gayliens and why can't we go back to the old Gayliens days" whine. You've been warned, this is just not acceptable and counterproductive to current research.

Now, I would like to bring up the fact that Aunt Alex appears to be sporting the latest in "I Can't Believe It's Not Zombie" makeup from Loreal. Notice the footage in the car when she so enraptured young DB, no doubt her Zombie pheronomes are what have attracted our hero. Joan is, of course, immune being a Zombie himself although I wouldn't put incest past this particular brand of Undead Orderite. I find this to be a fascinating development and await my peer's responses. Well, some of them.

[JayHank]

As for you P. Diddy, I would appreciate it if you kept your "I'm Such a Smarty Pants LGPedian" schtick out of this. That is indeed if you really are P. Diddy and not just some Taig (Jackal!) sockpuppet in your own right. I happen to have knowledge of your WikiFacts For Porn racket and I will blow the lid right off of it it you persist in your unwanted intrusions in this most august thread. I won't even bring up the punching Jess Rose in the nose incident. Shameless.

You feces-covered monkey. How dare you chuck your fetid bananas at me like this. I have never ONCE done any of the things you claim.

He is a lying bastard.

Milowent was only one in wrong thing -- the lying bastard is the Simian Idiot Front.

[longlostposter]

That is just beyond the pale Milo. I know you fancy yourself some type of LG Sage, but that gives you no reason to insult Mr. Bootie. JBB has been kind to pour his heart and soul into this research and all of a sudden you decide that just because YOU can't handle the truth that we are all a bunch of dullards and lunatics. The nerve.

Perhaps Milowent has gotten back on his meds? And perhaps you should consider it yourself, Curious, and this schizophrenic nightmare that has led you to believe you are, indeed, a monkey, will come to an end.

Now, I must also take the time to say though that I have conclusive evidence that the Jackal Formerly Know as Taig is indeed NOT missing but instead has been with us this whole time . I just received a pm from his handmaiden SpacieGirl that leads me to believe this wretch is indeed just faking his disappearance and is instead manifesting all manner of sockpuppets to further his sick and twisted agenda. As to who these sockpuppets are, I have no clue but I am on the case...

lol, rotsa ruck.

As for you P. Diddy, I would appreciate it if you kept your "I'm Such a Smarty Pants LGPedian" schtick out of this. That is indeed if you really are P. Diddy and not just some Taig (Jackal!) sockpuppet in your own right. I happen to have knowledge of your WikiFacts For Porn racket and I will blow the lid right off of it it you persist in your unwanted intrusions in this most august thread. I won't even bring up the punching Jess Rose in the nose incident. Shameless.

Who would want a bimbo dumb enough to trade nude pics for WikiFacts? She probably forgets to bathe. That's disgusting, psuedo-Diddy.

Oh and Hye, don't even think of stepping into this at this late juncture with your old "I loved the Gayliens in Bree's bedroom but hate the ARG Gayliens and why can't we go back to the old Gayliens days" whine. You've been warned, this is just not acceptable and counterproductive to current research.

Please do not bring hye here. The minute you do, the intelligence level of this thread drops to -200.

Now, I would like to bring up the fact that Aunt Alex appears to be sporting the latest in "I Can't Believe It's Not Zombie" makeup from Loreal. Notice the footage in the car when she so enraptured young DB, no doubt her Zombie pheronomes are what have attracted our hero. Joan is, of course, immune being a Zombie himself although I wouldn't put incest past this particular brand of Undead Orderite. I find this to be a fascinating development and await my peer's responses. Well, some of them.

It's called "Whitest white for Clowns" and it's not Loreal. Geez, don't these men know anything?

If DB "hooks up" with Alex, him and I are through. Period.

[gogo]

Oh geez, I return from a rather trying funeral this morning only to come upon this thread, which has disintegrated into pathetic cat-fights (or monkey-fights or whatever).

I am utterly disgusted by the recent breakdown in tone, as well as all the bitter accusations.

Unlike the rest of you, I will not resort to name-calling or drudging up past or recent issues to make my point.

I am not so low as to discuss my recent LGPedia/LGpedia (Click here to visit.) issue with JayHenry. All I will say is that it involved my ability to upload as many hsa images that I wanted to in exchange for –well, never mind. I am not that soulless.

I will not discuss the way Milowent continually flip-flops on his views of this aquatic creature/aliens/etc. issue. Thank heavens he doesn’t take this approach to his blog. (Click here to visit.) I wouldn’t be able to keep up with his continually-changing viewpoints. (“Milo Knows All, Milo Blogs All," my ass. How about "Milo-changes-his-mind-every-three-seconds?”) And to think that I admired you, Mr. Went.

I will address our simian associate: curiousGeorge, you’ve changed, man. It used to be about the Zombies. What happened to you?

And Mr. BigBootie, if you would just take your medication and stop your sockpuppetry, life would be better for all of us. (Know that my shills and sockpuppets are much more discreet than you could ever be.)

And longlostposter, you have continually entered this thread only to poke fun at what was my life’s work…

So, are you telling me that all my research was for nothing? That all the hints, clues, red herrings and wikipedia work will simply be forgotten by you until you bring up some new issue to get me all excited about? To just leave me hanging with no resolution is quite shameful and cruel…

Deep down, I always knew it was a farce-a way to string gullible folks like me along…I hurt deeply, but I will not click on the crying emoticon. I will not allow you to see how deeply you’ve wounded me…

Why don't all of you just go post in the new succubus thread? (No offense, longlost…) I would call all of you succubi, but very few of you are women, and I assume that even fewer of you (I imagine) have the ability to seduce anyone, let alone a sleeping monk. But I digress. Let's let sleeping monks lie.

There is a stupid March snowstorm here in New England, and I only have a few quiet hours to myself before my husband picks up my daughters from school and my family comes over to gather and support each other during this difficult time. In these few hours, I plan to sit angrily and seethe about all the ways I have been left high-and-dry by you life-ruiners.

Klaatu, let me know when you’re leaving. I hope your invitation is still open (regardless of those hate-filled things I said and the restraining order that I will have revoked). I think I’d like very much to get away.

love,
gogo

edited because in my disillusioned state, I shockingly made some errors in word choice, grammar and syntax...

[longlostposter]

My dearest gogo,

I am so sorry for your loss. You and your family are in my prayers.

That said, gogo, I fear you have wasted your formidable talents researching this outlandish Gaylien fabrication initiatied in this thread by our fellow poster milowent (Yes, I am aware you have been unfairly credited with this foolishness). After all, what sane individual would acknowledge initiating this ludicrous thread (or continuing to post here), unless urged on by the madness of another. I do, however, commend milowent for seeking the treatment he so desperately needs.

Now, my fellow posters, I ask that you consider redirecting your extraordinary and insightful collective skills in helping to battle the real threat to humanity.

I am speaking, of course, of the succubi.

These hideous (yet beautiful) preditors roam the heavens in search of unsuspecting male victims, in their quest to feed on their life-giving energies.

Yes, 'tis so. No bedroom is safe; no territory sacred. They are everywhere (haha), and feed on the desires of vulnerable men as they slumber in the comfort of their beds.

Recently, I have discovered irrefutable evidence of their existence in the form of images garnered from the always reliable Internet. I submit them here for your consideration.



There it is, my fellow posters. What more evidence do you need? We must, I repeat, must turn our attentions away from the Gaylien conspiracy theories, and concentrate on this very real menace.

That is all. I return to my mission of exposing these horrors of zombieism. I pray that you will join in this most laudable, yet perilous undertaking.

Men, take heed, you may become a target of their amorous, yet vicious, attentions because of your involvement in this extremely risky business. Therefore, be vigilent, and watch your own posterior (I dare not say more) at all costs.

Once again, I beseech you to reflect on all I have revealed to you here. It is your decision as to whether to take on this daunting task.

[sparrow]

This is the most I have ever laughed at a thread.

I hope to the Great Alien Deity that none of this is serious bashing.

[jonasrawks]

it would kill the story to make her an alien

[sparrow]

it would kill the story to make her an alien

Alien hater! Why do you have to be so xenophobic?

[jonasrawks]

i'm not xenophoic, i just think that that would be a stupid plot twist.

[longlostposter]

This is the most I have ever laughed at a thread.

I hope to the Great Alien Deity that none of this is serious bashing.

Of course it is. And now that you have joined this thread, you shall also have feces thrown in your direction.

it would kill the story to make her an alien

You have obviously missed the humor in this funny as hell thread, Mr. Rawks.

[JohnBigbootie]

Holy Crap!!!!! Is somweone talking aboout plot twists in this thread!!!!?????

What the!?? I am flabbergasted!!! In fact my flabber has never been so gasted!!! I'm not sure what to make of this! And who are you ? Jonusrawks? I note there is very little information about you available. If you are an infiltrator you are certainly a poor one.

First, I must repeat the Gaylen credo that everyone is welcome and no idea is too strange or bizzarre, our motto is "We are Ready to Believe You!" and we stand by that.

Mr. (or Mrs or Ms or Gort) Rawks I urge you to visit the www.Gaylienresearchcenter.org immediatley. While the site is now way behind development plans there is still baluable information there. You are in clear and present danger of being physically or emotionally abducted.

Bree's gaylien heritage is well documented. Do not be distracted by the morons in this thread who have blithely dismissed decades of research and field study.

What's more, if you are attracted to Joan (as your ID suggests) you should know that his heart has been claimed by another. One whose heritage is both closely associated with Bree's but opposite in nature.

Again, I apologize for this brief and uninformative post. I will return at another time

[longlostposter]

What, JBB? How dare you post with no recognition whatsoever of the extensive efforts I have gone to to prove the existence of the horror that is the succubi. It is you who is in clear and present danger of having your life force sucked out of you because of your refusal to recognize THIS truth.

In addition, Bree displays the traits of the succubi, as she emotional drains everyone around her. She is slowly and surely killing Daniel, that much is obvious.

I am disappointed that you failed to see the seriousness of this matter, JBB. May God protect you, as you are unwilling to protect yourself and your assorted body parts.

[chershaytoute]

Whoa is us. Who is us, For now it is inevitable that tragedy will befall us. What will it be? A hurricane? A flood, lightning, earthquake, avalanche or landslide? Something more mundane perhaps like a suicide bomber, arsonist or mad man? Whatever it is rest assured somewhere in the dark corners of the event FEMA will be lurking!, Where there is disaster there is FEMA

Or...where there is FEMA...there is disaster... Having spent years observing the phenomenon, I am really rather certain that FEMA actively brings the disaster, thus enabling the disaster to bring FEMA in turn...

Which is a damned fine set up, if you ask me...

[Luminous]

I've been lurking here for awhile, and I have to say, today, you all finally made me laugh out loud.

There is no going back.

[cbizzle44]

Who is this cbizzle? What is he/she trying to tell us? I followed the www ink to cbizzles web site and was shocked SHOCKED to see that it is semiabandoned but PINK! Pink as as any SOuth Beach "Flame"-ingo might be!

sorry to dig this up from the grave...

but i am laughing hysterically hard that someone other than my friend isabella has been to my website

*giggles on the floor*
*giggles more*