Party Thread (Archive VII)

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:13 pm

*quietly sneaks in and leaves a couple of vodka bottles and stress dolls, you know, just in case anyone happens to need them*

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:15 pm

*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:15 pm

*tiptoes in after Mirage, takes all the vodka and leaves chamomile tea*

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:18 pm

Mirage wrote:*quietly sneaks in and leaves a couple of vodka bottles and stress dolls, you know, just in case anyone happens to need them*

Me-rahj!

OH...stress dolls...I thought you really were catering to the needs of the Forum lately.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:36 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*

Good luck with that. After you drink that bottle you'll be asleep, not writing.

Ziola wrote:*tiptoes in after Mirage, takes all the vodka and leaves chamomile tea*

Vodka stealer!!

Flautapantera wrote:
Mirage wrote:*quietly sneaks in and leaves a couple of vodka bottles and stress dolls, you know, just in case anyone happens to need them*
Me-rahj!

OH...stress dolls...I thought you really were catering to the needs of the Forum lately.

The whole forum!? What do you take me for? Here I thought I was catering to just YOUR needs.....

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:37 pm

Hey!! I left some tea for everyone

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:39 pm

Mirage wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*
Good luck with that. After you drink that bottle you'll be asleep, not writing.

*Stumbles around* I am not as think as you *hiccup* drunk I am...hehehehe...I mean...You are not as drunk as I am...I mean...*hiccup* I think I'm going down lie...lie down.

*Falls flat on face*

*Lifts head slightly*

I finished my *hiccup* paper.

*Passes out*

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:40 pm

*drags Kenny by the foot to the bathroom*

I am soooo not cleaning up any messes he might make in this condition!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:42 pm

Ziola wrote:Hey!! I left some tea for everyone

Do I even want to know what you did with all that vodka?

lonelyelendi wrote:
Mirage wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:*Grabs a bottle of vodka to help write my paper*
Good luck with that. After you drink that bottle you'll be asleep, not writing.
*Stumbles around* I am not as think as you *hiccup* drunk I am...hehehehe...I mean...You are not as drunk as I am...I mean...*hiccup* I think I'm going down lie...lie down.

*Falls flat on face*

*Lifts head slightly*

I finished my *hiccup* paper.

*Passes out*

*snicker* No, you THREW UP on your paper. Slight difference.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:44 pm

*Hiccup*

Thank so much you.

Just hair tie my head back...cause I have long hair...and...*hiccup* hang my head over the toilet...

Thanks mom...

*Passes out again*

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:47 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:*Hiccup*

Thank so much you.

Just hair tie my head back...cause I have long hair...and...*hiccup* hang my head over the toilet...

Thanks mom...

*Passes out again*

*plugs in clippers*

Screw putting your hair back...I'm just going to shave it off.

*thats what you get for calling me mom*

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:51 pm

*Wakes up sober*

God, my head feels like there is a jack hammer pounding it!

*Feels top of my head*

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR????? I CALLED IT "MY FLOWING MANE"!!!!!!

What the hell is that on my paper? Eww...well, at least I saved it.

And why does my butt hurt so much?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:52 pm

And then we'll draw all over your bald dome with magic marker. And take pictures. Oh, the fun we will have!

All this talk of alcohol makes me wish I had some. This ALWAYS freaking happens. I never want it on Saturday when I can get it but want it on Sunday when I can't get it.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:53 pm

*Looks in the mirror*

Why does my head say "I like to take it up the butt?"

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:56 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:*Looks in the mirror*

Why does my head say "I like to take it up the butt?"

Dude, whatever floats your boat. Who am I to judge?