Party Thread (Archive VII)

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:44 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:Wow...all my writing comes back to sexual satire...wierd.

That's because you are a teenage boy and your penis is where your brain is right now....

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:44 pm

Ziola wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:Wow...all my writing comes back to sexual satire...wierd.
That's because you are a teenage boy and your penis is where your brain is right now....

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:45 pm

LOL! I thought about that, but I am always critizing the overuse of sex in our society...how does that pan into that scenario...like I was trying to write this monologue for a woman actress...look what it turned into:

Woman: Men are so cute. I mean, they’re smelly, gross, inconsiderate, and generally unhygienic, but cute nonetheless. Take my boyfriend for example. He loves to sit on the couch watching whatever sports game might be on while drinking beer after beer. I think he feels like he is “King of his castle” while sitting on that couch. [She laughs condescendingly] But lets say I need him to do something around the house, like mow the lawn or put something together, all I have to do is lean in real close and whisper it real softly in his ear and he is my little slave. [She laughs at the simplicity] “King of his castle!” HA! But seriously, he does try sometimes…when he wants to have sex.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:47 pm

Wilson's Pelvic Thrust (WPT).

*drools all over keyboard. dies*

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:49 pm

*gives FP mouth to mouth*

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:51 pm

rachelalexis wrote:*gives FP mouth to mouth*

Holy crap.

I can watch that avatar for hourrrsss. *curses self for sharing avie with Kenny*

*grumbles* Why didn't I use it?

*forgets what she was ranting about and stares at Robert Sean Leonard's, er, thrust*

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:52 pm

*takes pictures of mouth to mouth to sell to Kenny*

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:52 pm

*Buys it*

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:56 pm

*demands some of the proceeds*

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:58 pm

Fine, I'll share...

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:00 pm

*Shakes self out of girl-on-girl induced coma*

How much did I just pay for this picture?

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:01 pm

Woohoo, free money for making out with FP. If only there were a job like that in real life *stares off into space*

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:08 pm

Two avatars for you, lovely Rae:

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:18 pm

mmmm, both so yummy....

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:16 pm

hmm.... noone around.... *pillages the party thread bar*