That's because you are a teenage boy and your penis is where your brain is right now....lonelyelendi wrote:Wow...all my writing comes back to sexual satire...wierd.
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Ziola wrote:That's because you are a teenage boy and your penis is where your brain is right now....lonelyelendi wrote:Wow...all my writing comes back to sexual satire...wierd.
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LOL! I thought about that, but I am always critizing the overuse of sex in our society...how does that pan into that scenario...like I was trying to write this monologue for a woman actress...look what it turned into:
Woman: Men are so cute. I mean, they’re smelly, gross, inconsiderate, and generally unhygienic, but cute nonetheless. Take my boyfriend for example. He loves to sit on the couch watching whatever sports game might be on while drinking beer after beer. I think he feels like he is “King of his castle” while sitting on that couch. [She laughs condescendingly] But lets say I need him to do something around the house, like mow the lawn or put something together, all I have to do is lean in real close and whisper it real softly in his ear and he is my little slave. [She laughs at the simplicity] “King of his castle!” HA! But seriously, he does try sometimes…when he wants to have sex.
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Holy crap. I can watch that avatar for hourrrsss. *curses self for sharing avie with Kenny* *grumbles* Why didn't I use it?rachelalexis wrote:*gives FP mouth to mouth*
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*Buys it*
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'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
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*Shakes self out of girl-on-girl induced coma*
How much did I just pay for this picture?
How much did I just pay for this picture?
My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
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