Bizarre Jonas quotes

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:26 am

Here are some of the bizarre things that Jonas said in the early videos that included him:

And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of self-imposed solitary confinement, you know like prison-style. (laughs to himself)
---Jonas in "Tough Cookie" referring to Bree's self-imposed confinement in her room.

Sidenote: Why did he laugh after the prison statement? It was done in a mocking way.

Okay, so, I have a little factoid for everybody today. I don't know if you knew this, but when somebody goes missing it actually takes a few weeks before they're classified as missing. Anyway, I was telling Bree about this last night, that is until she looked extremely bored, and then, she kind of excused herself and went to bed. I don't know, I was just trying to take her mind off of her parents. I just think that sometimes if you can just clear your head, you can see things from just a whole new perspective.
---Jonas in "Skateboarding"

Sidenote:Jonas tries to get Bree's mind off of her missing parents by initiating a discussion about missing persons.

Jonas:I have no idea where we are. You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

Daniel: That's her dad!

Jonas: (muttering) God dammit.
---Jonas and DB in "The Unthinkable Happened"

sidenote: Why god dammit?

(Cut to Jonas singing and playing his guitar, improvising a song, which Daniel is laughing at throughout.)

Jonas: I once lured these people to my house / I told them I wanted to help them / What I was doing... / Kidnapping! Oh, yes! / Secretly workin' for The Order! Ok, I'm done.
---Jonas's very twisted musical composition in "Foosball Battle" regarding the Order.

Sidenote: This is just plain creepy.

Nice moves. Hey, your cell phone works, though, right?

Daniel: Yeah, why?

Jonas: So you can call me when you strike out.
---Jonas and DB in "For the Ladies".

Sidenote: While this conversation isn't bizarre in and of itself, it should be noted that Daniel was abducted from "Pins and Pints" that very night. Oppy later posted a video that revealed OpAphid tracked Daniel that night through his cell phone.

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:30 am

Jonas:I have no idea where we are. You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

Daniel: That's her dad!

Jonas: (muttering) God dammit.
---Jonas and DB in "The Unthinkable Happened"

It's like Jonas knew who Bree's dad was... He just didn't know he was Bree's dad.
It's so weird that he said that

Widdershin · Post by **Widdershin** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:28 pm

I'd chalk most of this up to his awkward transition into the group- nobody really feels safe in a group of friends unless they all undergo a tragedy or two with one another. Except the cell phone thing has me a touch suspicious ...buuuuuuuuuuuut his aunt that he liked enough to kiss her on the forehead ( not exactly common in an average and kinda impersonal American family dynamic) was somebody that he immediately ditched upon Bree giving him the scoop.

So I think you did some great peicing together but I'm going back to him just being geeky- with all these dedication we should look back and see if any of the guys at the party looked like deacons or if they appeared in other vidoes.

breewithcrackers · Post by **breewithcrackers** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:14 pm

we also have to keep in mind though that the creators could have had him say creepy things not because he is actually a member of the order but because they want us to suspect that for the sake of plot tension.

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:05 pm

Great quotes Juli! Another one that stood out to me is from Yellow Snow.

Jonas: I needed to call ahead, I'm sorry but I had to turn the heat on and all that so...

Daniel: Dude, that's how they tracked me down last time! C'mon man!

Jonas: (laughing) No they didn't - they tracked you down dude because they found your fake ID!

Daniel: No! That's not... no name, no address, what are you talking about?

How did he know they found the ID?

breewithcrackers · Post by **breewithcrackers** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:46 pm

because of the opaphid vid "lose something?" probably

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:24 pm

In that video OpAphid was trying to find it, they hadn't yet. There was never any conformation in a video that they found it.

freakish · Post by **freakish** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:59 pm

if jonas is bad i dont want to be good

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:08 pm

colbertnationgirl wrote:In that video OpAphid was trying to find it, they hadn't yet. There was never any conformation in a video that they found it.

Ladron is the one who actually found it. In OpAphid they film the pick-ups of the drops, and the ID was found. at a bowling alley in some bushes.

BWC, there's no doubt that Jonas has been purposely made ambiguous for the plot tension reason.

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:25 pm

longlostposter wrote:Ladron is the one who actually found it. In OpAphid they film the pick-ups of the drops, and the ID was found. at a bowling alley in some bushes. I know, but it was never confirmed in a official OpAphid video, and the characters don't watch fan videos.

BWC, there's no doubt that Jonas has been purposely made ambiguous for the plot tension reason. Agreed

NertTheBert · Post by **NertTheBert** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:09 pm

freakish wrote:if jonas is bad i dont want to be good

I second that

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. · Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:14 pm

NertTheBert wrote:
freakish wrote:if jonas is bad i dont want to be good

I second that

Third.

PolkadotConfederation · Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:31 pm

JustAnotherLonelyGirl. wrote:
NertTheBert wrote:
freakish wrote:if jonas is bad i dont want to be good

I second that
Third.

I...fourth that? Is that proper grammar?

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:13 am

PolkadotConfederation wrote: I...fourth that? Is that proper grammar?

Yes, I believe that is grammarically correct.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:19 pm

longlostposter wrote:
PolkadotConfederation wrote: I...fourth that? Is that proper grammar?
Yes, I believe that is grammarically correct.

But is "grammarically correct" grammatically correct?

<-------cracking the English major whip