The Magical Soda Machine

[colbertnationgirl]

You get a basket of clean, folded laundry.

*Insert the radio*

[Aithne]

you get concert tickets


*insert a brush*

[colbertnationgirl]

You get a comb.

*Insert hairdryer*

[Aithne]

You get a free makeover


*insert my van keys*

[colbertnationgirl]

You get a new car.

*Insert the SAT*

[Aithne]

You get a full scholarship to Harvard


*insert a clock*

[colbertnationgirl]

You get a cuckoo.

*Insert tape*

[Aithne]

You get a record player

*insert my purse*

[colbertnationgirl]

You get your identity stolen.

*Insert soda*

[Aithne]

you get a grill

soda-->bar-b-q-->grill (sometimes I feel the need to explain my thought process

*insert dirty dishes*

[colbertnationgirl]

You get the dishes nice and clean.

*Insert gum*

[Aithne]

you get private videos from the creators showing the next 8 episodes.

*inserts brownies*

[colbertnationgirl]

You get me trying to steal your brownies.

*Insert gummy worms*

[Aithne]

you get gummy bears


*insert Married with Children DVD*

[Crooked Angel]

you get a leopard print thong


*insert a bag of Doritos