[Archive] Son of Daniel, ma belle

[Chelseyrl]

Sorry Kari.

*reassembles Kari's bots*

Have at it boys.

[colbertnationgirl]

Sorry Kari.

*reassembles Kari's bots*

Have at it boys.

Thanks Chels!

[Chelseyrl]

He would just be licking your teeth.
Iiiiick.

Oh yeah!

Well my dog ate your tongue too!

WHAT NOW! WHAT NOW!


DO NOT MESS WITH THE MOTHERFxCKING, GOD-COMPLEX HAVING REFEREE!

[PolkadotConfederation]

Hey there Kassia. How are you doing?

I'm doing great, Kassia! Thanks for asking!

No prob. Are you excited to the gym?

Like nooooooo. Are you?

Hell no. Wouldn't you rather watch Star Trek?

You bet I would. But exercise is important. Hey do you think Yousef forgot to mail your autograph?

Yeah I'm pretty sure he did. I kinda hope he reads this so he can be reminded that HE NEEDS TO SEND IT.

Wow. Subtle.

Hahaha I know. So wazzup?

I'm bored. Oh goodness. So bored. What's up with you?

I'm pretty bored too. Are you listening to music?

Yeah. The Rent Soundtrack. You?

Same thing. It's good.

Yeah it is. That was a good movie.

It was okay. Kinda depressing though.

Yes, but most good movies are a little depressing.

I guess you're right about that.

Are you doing your oceanography homework? I'm doing mine.

Yep, I'm doing the fifth lab. And after that I'm gonna do screenwriting.

Oh cool! What are you writing your screenplay about?

It's kinda based on Yousef's life.

Really? Why'd you choose to write about that?

I dunno. I thought it'd be interesting and I didn't have any other ideas, so yep.

Okay, what about Princess Dandelion? Gawddd.

Yeah, but that story is filled with incest and violence, and would make a pretty shitty screenplay.

I guess you're right. It's still kinda sad. Wow, people are being really violent in here, aren't they?

Yeah they really are. It's scaring me.

Me too. Don't worry. It's going to be alright. *hugs*

Aww thanks. You're too sweet.

So...do you like anyone?

Um no.

Oh come on! You can tell me!

I don't like anyone right now. Boys are dumb.

Yeah I agree with you there, but seriously!

Yeah. Seriously. Boys are dumb.

Dumb but cute!

No. Just dumb.

Wow, you're bitter, aren't you?

Blame it on Ian.

Ian's just stupid. Don't even think about him.

I won't. Kinda sucks that he's going to NZ for a year though.

Yeah, but...you'll still email him right?

Yeah of course. I guess I never see him anymore anyway, so things won't really change.

Let's change the subject. Have you been to Starbucks lately?

Nooo and I totally need my coffee fix right now.

I know what you mean. Maybe you'll go on thursday?

Yeah probably. If you leave the house on time, of course.

Yeah hahaha. Hey it's almost summer! Aren't you excited?

Hell yes I am. I can barely contain my excitement.

I've never been excited for summer before, but I am this year. I dunno why.

I feel exactly the same way! It's so weird!

Probably because you're hoping to run into Jackson, right?

Hahaha you know me far too well.

Creepy, isn't it? We're practically the same person!

I noticed that too! It is a little weird.

Omg my parents are making me take the bus to school when they leave.

THAT'S SO DUMB. what the hell is wrong with them?

I don't know. They could just leave the car. Then I could drive to school.

I feel really bad for you. You have my sympathy.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

Well, I gotta go! Talk to you later!

Kay. Bye.

[longlostposter]

There. Every one of you biotches is dead.


*gazes into Beast's eyes*

Sings:

I think we're alone now,
There does't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now,
The beating of our hearts is the only sound.

[longlostposter]

DO NOT MESS WITH THE MOTHERFxCKING, GOD-COMPLEX HAVING REFEREE!

ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[PolkadotConfederation]

Hey Kassia?

Yeah?

Do you even still want Daniel after all this?

Nope. I'll stick with Jonas, thanks.

Cool. Can we share him?

Absolutely.

[Chelseyrl]

Pshh... remember? I have a protective bubble.

It is 100% indestructable.

[Chelseyrl]

Hey Kassia?

Yeah?

Do you even still want Daniel after all this?

Nope. I'll stick with Jonas, thanks.

Cool. Can we share him?

Absolutely.

I nuked you.

Now Jonas is mine.

THE END.

[PolkadotConfederation]

Hey Kassia? You there?

Chelsey totally nuked me.

Dude that sucks.

Tell me about it. *sighs* I guess I can't have Jonas after all.

Awww it's okay. You can have somebody else!

There isn't anybody else.

Oh...yeah that sucks.

[longlostposter]

[colbertnationgirl]

Not even close, Juli.

[PolkadotConfederation]

Hey Kassia?

Yeah?

I think it's okay that you don't have anybody.

Why is that?

Less fighting.

[longlostposter]

Hey Kassia? You there?

Chelsey totally nuked me.

Dude that sucks.

Tell me about it. *sighs* I guess I can't have Jonas after all.

Awww it's okay. You can have somebody else!

There isn't anybody else.

Oh...yeah that sucks.

There isn't anybody else......Good God, seek some therapy, girl.

[PolkadotConfederation]

Hey Kass?

Yeah?

You can totally have Bree.

HOT LESBIAN SEX!