Left Behind the game

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:47 am

Kirk Cameron is in the movie, right? Apparently he's become a huge dick and got a girl fired from some tv set because she was an ex-PB model. And then there's this:

The Banana Is An Atheist's Nightmare

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:48 am

Mirage wrote:Kirk Cameron is in the movie, right? Apparently he's become a huge dick and got a girl fired from some tv set because she was an ex-PB model.

He was upset because she modeled for Pottery Barn?

Mirage wrote:And then there's this:

The Banana Is An Atheist's Nightmare

Ah, yes, The Bah-Nawh-Nah. And Kirk just sits there nodding brightly, like a particularly intelligent ape.

Watching this vid is a great argument in favor of evolution.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:54 am

That is the most terrifying thing I've seen in months.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Sun May 06, 2007 12:15 pm

You think that's scary? You should listen to Ken Ham's "Dead Cats: They Explain Fossils." He has the same charming accent as that Comfort guy explaining the banana, but makes even less sense.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:20 pm

AAAAAAHAAHAHA!! What the frick?

xentis · Post by **xentis** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:52 pm

my exact words SGR except mines more of a ahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaah!!! what the poop?

robtomorrow · Post by **robtomorrow** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:58 pm

Mirage wrote:Kirk Cameron is in the movie, right? Apparently he's become a huge dick and got a girl fired from some tv set because she was an ex-PB model. And then there's this:

The Banana Is An Atheist's Nightmare

I couldn't figure this out, who is Kirk Cameron? Is it supposed to be a prarody of the theory of Creationism? If this is supposed to funny it's not bad, if it's serious then it's scary!

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:39 pm

robtomorrow wrote:I couldn't figure this out, who is Kirk Cameron?

He used to be on a bad 80s TV show called "Growing Pains."

robtomorrow wrote: Is it supposed to be a prarody of the theory of Creationism? If this is supposed to funny it's not bad, if it's serious then it's scary!

Unfortunately, Rob, the Banana Brothers are dead serious. Check out their on-line course on "How To Get On Fire For God."

It teaches "how to witness for Christ." And don't forget to take their quiz, "Am I A Good Person?" They don't just mean "good" -- they mean "good enough to go to heaven." (I haven't finished the quiz, but I have a feeling I'm about to be condemned to hell.)

ETA: Yep. I'm not only condemned to hell, but I've pissed God off. Dang.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:58 am

Languorous Lass wrote: He was upset because she modeled for Pottery Barn?

Hey, pottery is SEXY. Haven't you seen Ghost?

She was a Playboy model and was playing his GF/fiancee, until Kirk got her fired. He also got a lot of the scripts changed because they didn't fit with his "New Believer" beliefs. It's rumored that he also called some execs "pornographers" because of those UBER SEXAY Growing Pains episodes (

) and they ended up quitting.

robtomorrow wrote:
I couldn't figure this out, who is Kirk Cameron?

Mike Seaver! *gasp*

Languorous Lass wrote:
ETA: Yep. I'm not only condemned to hell, but I've pissed God off. Dang.

...And this comes as a surprise?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:17 pm

Mirage wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:
ETA: Yep. I'm not only condemned to hell, but I've pissed God off. Dang.
...And this comes as a surprise?

Well, I was pretty sure I was going to hell, but I thought God was going to send me in a loving way, not a wrathful way.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:22 pm

...I love you so much, I'm sending you to an eternity of hellfire and suffering?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:26 pm

Okay, well, maybe I was hoping for Purgatory.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:30 pm

Bwah so the question you're asking is not "Am I good enough for Heaven?" but "Can I slide past the censors and try for purgatory?"

f**k me, this quiz is horrid. "Is your love for your parents, brothers, sisters, friends, and even your own life like hatred compared to your love and devotion for God?" Uh....no. And having personal beliefs? Uh uh--that's idolatry! Because according to this, a God of love and mercy DOESN'T EXIST. Dang, I'm even guilty of murder, it seems!

"Does the fact that you've sinned against God scare you?"

"It should."

xentis · Post by **xentis** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:20 am

did you break this one "do not murder", I find that to be the best also isn't there 12 of those things i only got up so far and it told me i was going to hell

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:22 am

Yeah I broke the murder one 'cause it said it's not just the physical act but having hatred in your heart..or something.