0192 - "1500 miles" [05/14/07]

nowherepixie · Post by **nowherepixie** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:01 pm

Yeh maybe it's a message. not accurate figures?:?

saralynn · Post by **saralynn** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:02 pm

104 miles for bowling isn't THAT unheard of. We've driven an hour and a half to go to a decent Indian restaurant.

If Jonas is really in the middle of nowhere, it's plausible.

Samara · Post by **Samara** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:03 pm

Yeah, something's wrong here...Jonas may be a bit of a bubmblehead, but he's not stupid. If he could track the points between his home and Zavalla, then he'd know it was over 2000 miles.

And the most troublesome part is the 104 miles for bowling. Seems to me that Petaluma would be the closest bowling alley...why not go there instead?

tailortaru · Post by **tailortaru** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:04 pm

so if Jonas don't know math, does that mean that this is a hidden advertizment for Sylvan Learning Center?

nowherepixie · Post by **nowherepixie** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:04 pm

See all this just seems ludicrous to me. If I drove 104 miles I'd be... well.. maybe even in the sea!

England's so diddy

Aponi · Post by **Aponi** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:04 pm

saralynn wrote:Rich people don't need math.

Yeah didn't Jonas say in one of his first vlogs that he wasn't a school liker?

And on that note, I think Jonas feels like we all do. Essentially: "C'mon Bree we went through all this with you for you to leave us with NO warning, and now NO communication?"
But, poor Jonas, Bree is/is going to break his heart just like she did to DB.

saralynn · Post by **saralynn** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:04 pm

He gave us a lot of numbers..

Looks like our code breakers might have some work to do?

( 4 days later:

OK GUYS WE CRACKED IT:

Bree you are a dumb bitch
why do you have to be
a dumb bitch
all of the time
like
does it get old
being a dumb bitch
just asking
please call
sincerely
Jonas )

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:05 pm

I'm thinking (hoping at least) that we're going to find out that Bree left them in part in exchange for Lucy's agreement that Daniel and Jonas would be given a pass on all that they've done. Huh. Once again I find myself in defense of Bree. How the hell?

Good video at least. Interesting to hear Jonas acknowledge that he really does like Bree and that he thinks she was starting to feel the same. I thought Jackson did a good job expressing all that emotion convincingly, but I guess comments like that go without saying.

Now we definitely need to see Taylor and Sarah make their return! Obviously Jonas and Danny B don't have a plan.

Haether wrote:interestingly, though...
Zavalla, TX and Inverness, CA are 2,094 miles apart. Not 1500 as Jonas said. So, what does this mean?

I'm going to go with the "rich people don't need math" answer. That or he's never heard of MapQuest and just took a guess.

His little animated rant was pretty funny, though.

Aithne wrote:Aww Jonas love Bree.

Those boys need some Taylor and Sarah to give them some direction or something. They are waiting around for Bree to contact them. What the wet noodle?

You're serious about not cursing. XD That's so cute.

Inevitably futile, but cute.

Aponi · Post by **Aponi** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:06 pm

tailortaru wrote:so if Jonas don't know math, does that mean that this is a hidden advertizment for Sylvan Learning Center?

I love reading your posts, always so funny

saralynn wrote:He gave us a lot of numbers..

Looks like our code breakers might have some work to do?

( 4 days later:

OK GUYS WE CRACKED IT:

Bree you are a dumb bitch
why do you have to be
a dumb bitch
all of the time
like
does it get old
being a dumb bitch
just asking
please call
sincerely
Jonas )

here too
Aaahh it's always nice to know I can come here after a bad day and get some laughs

Samara · Post by **Samara** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:07 pm

So, um... how far would you say they were from home? The haven't mentioned that at all, have they??

He mentions "here" several times in the video. I was under the impression they're still in Texas. Toward the end he says, "We came here with Bree..."

immortal1 · Post by **immortal1** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:09 pm

So they are waiting for Bree to contact them? Why the hell would the Order allow that?!

Hey, here's an idea...how about trying to locate the Resistance? Maybe there's a clue in the bunker! How about going over those maps that were found on Lucy's apartment? Maybe those were potential Ceremony locations!

Oh wait! Better idea-let's sit around and moan about things going wrong and just wait for Bree to contact you!

Sometimes you just think these guys deserve what they get.

Haether · Post by **Haether** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:16 pm

I'm going to go with the "rich people don't need math" answer. That or he's never heard of MapQuest and just took a guess.

His little animated rant was pretty funny, though

and yet he used Google's flyover tool for his animated rant.
That, and he mapped his house in the middle of a park.

I'm leaning towards significant, but I'm not very skilled at this whole puzzle thing at this point.

Lurker · Post by **Lurker** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:18 pm

Hmm. Come to think of it, one does have to wonder if they've really done nothing to locate Bree. I hope they at least checked out Jules' place. I know they probably don't have a way of getting in touch with Alex (if she's even still alive), so that would be out of the question, but, yeah, sitting around doing nothing since Friday does seem to be pretty stupid.

They should have at least talked to Taylor and Sarah before now and tried to see if those two could come up with something. They're clearly better strategists than Daniel or Jonas, whose repertoire doesn't extend beyond breaking into places or jumping in swinging. If they don't already know where to go, they're dead in the water.

Hell, for that matter, if you're the Order, all you've got to do to stop Daniel is throw a bottle of Jack Daniel's at him.

robtomorrow · Post by **robtomorrow** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:18 pm

MayhemII wrote:
Haether wrote:
joygasm wrote:So, um... how far would you say they were from home? The haven't mentioned that at all, have they??
lol

interestingly, though...
Zavalla, TX and Inverness, CA are 2,094 miles apart. Not 1500 as Jonas said. So, what does this mean?
Maybe 1500 is a metaphor or code for something incase Bree is watchiing.

He was probably counting from LA where they really live, Zavalla is about 1500 miles from there.

cbizzle44 · Post by **cbizzle44** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:23 pm

Haether wrote:
I'm going to go with the "rich people don't need math" answer. That or he's never heard of MapQuest and just took a guess.

His little animated rant was pretty funny, though
and yet he used Google's flyover tool for his animated rant.
That, and he mapped his house in the middle of a park.

I'm leaning towards significant, but I'm not very skilled at this whole puzzle thing at this point.

didn't the creators at one point (probably after the re-unofficial-izing of opaphid) that there were going to be considerably fewer puzzles though?
if it does turn out to be a puzzle, who wants to bet jonas didn't do this all by himself? my vote's for taylor (she's "smrt", remember?)

ETA: relevant quoting