Where Is My Spaciegirl?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:20 am

Mirage wrote:Heh! Good point. What do you call him, then? Other than asshat?

Here are some examples that can be used in semi-polite conversation:

"That asshat."

"That moron."

"That idiot."

"That scumball."

"That jerk."

To these or similar phrases, I suggest adding one or more of the following:

". . . in the White House."

". . . who stole the election in 2000."

". . . who's screwing up the traffic."

". . . who's screwing up the war."

". . . who's screwing up the country."

". . . who's screwing up the planet."

". . . who will be gone in less than two years, thank gawd."

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:44 am

Dude, but what if I got secret service guys hiding in the bushes outside my house? Are you trying to get me thrown into prison?

(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)

My favorite phrase would be:

"That jerk..."

"Who will be gone in less than two years, thank gawd."

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:45 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:What the hell?! I hope my president knows he owes me a day's pay.
You consider him your president? He sure isn't mine.

late.... but agreed nonetheless

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:46 pm

Mirage wrote: (Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:14 pm

Less politics and more debauchery, people.

djmadscribbler · Post by **djmadscribbler** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:05 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote:Less politics and more debauchery, people.

I like hiding in bushes.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:08 pm

Has no bushes in which you can hide...

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:20 pm

Ziola wrote:

Has no bushes in which you can hide...

ooo I love the grass cut myself

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:12 pm

I start out trying to just, uhm, prune the bushes into a nice shape and end up screwing it up so badly they just all get cut.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:54 am

oh my god.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:57 am

Mirage wrote:I start out trying to just, uhm, prune the bushes into a nice shape and end up screwing it up so badly they just all get cut.

heh...stop trying to achieve this and you'll be fine

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:24 am

But the golfer is my favorite..

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:43 am

I'll pay money to see Mirage achieve the topiary greatness that is the golfer on her bush

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:22 am

Ziola wrote:I'll pay money to see Mirage achieve the topiary greatness that is the golfer on her bush

Eww...my BF is an avid golfer. Don't wanna seem like I'm catering to his wishes, you know.

Now that rooster? Artistic AND a sexual euphanism. Score!

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:39 am

Mirage wrote:(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)

Now that I would like to see.