Where Is My Spaciegirl?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:42 pm

I always enjoy oral gifts.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:46 pm

Well I'd rather give them so this works out just perfectly except for one missing piece.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:50 pm

I think I've got the dirtiest mind ever. I read

one missing piece

And immediately thought of an...*ahem* toy of some sort.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:05 pm

You know, last night I found myself at a filthy strip club where this guy named big dick...aka (apparently) dirty dick waves a huge rubber toy in your face while he calls you names and tells you to shut the f**k up. For some reason, I thought of Lass for a second and wondered if she would've found this type of show funny at all.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:08 pm

You just found yourself there?

RoseCrowley · Post by **RoseCrowley** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:13 pm

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:37 pm

Bwah! I hate when you're just wandering around town, looking for a Starbucks, and you just end up in a dirty strip joint.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:46 pm

"Oops! Didn't mean to end up here, but as long as I'm here...."

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:48 pm

I've never been to a strip club, dirty or other wise.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:49 pm

I'm totally innocent. I think I must have been sleepwalking. Yep.

edit- Mirage, that is quite shocking!

You must not sleepwalk as much as me. I have found myself in many, many, many of those despicable establishments.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:51 pm

Hee, getting a big rubber toy in the face probably woke you up damn quick.

RoseCrowley · Post by **RoseCrowley** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:52 pm

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:54 pm

What the hell is that, a langolier?

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:55 pm

By the grace of god..or something, my particular face was not graced.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:57 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote:By the grace of god..or something, my particular face was not graced.

But someone else's was? Ewwww.

Edit: Yeah, I'm a bit unnerved by strip clubs. I think I would just feel awkward having someone thrust their pelvis at me, like I would have to have a conversation with them or something.