Ancient Archive-for topics 5-6 mos old

[sororyzbl]

'Bout time one of these threads got put up. Where's the studdly menfolk of the Phorum?

I think they're all afraid of us.

[Jesus]

Since its exactly 1 month till my 18th bday just wonderin when other ppls b'days are..heaps excited for my 18th aswell cos in australia I'll be legal to drink n go pubs n stuff (i'm a very religious boy so i hav never, ever, ever in my life drank alcohol )

Weeeelll my bday is semi special i think cos if u amercanise the date(i think)
it ends up like this 11/18/88 or 111888 weird huh? well I'm bored cos its 1 am in the morning n i cant sleep..i dunno why so ye tell me yur bdays maybe i can send u a present

n since I'm bored..I started reading into the numbers (after joining into this whole LG15 thing I read into things heaps now ) n i found out that in the past i think Hebrew or the Greek Letters have numeric Values n i checked my name Jesus ( i swear its my name if u want i'll post my Learners licence ) n this is wat i got :

The name Jesus (IhsouV in Greek) adds up to 888. The name of Caesar Nero in Greek is 666.
Many of the titles of Jesus have the number 8 as a prominent feature or factor. KurioV (Lord) has the value 800. CristoV (Christ) is 1480 which has the factors 37 x 8 x 5. (888 is 37 x 8 x 3). Alhqeia (truth) is 64 or 8 x 8. Swthr (Savior) is 1408 or 8 x 8 x 22. OdoV (Way) is 344 or 8 x 43.

so ye...heaps bored LOL

[sororyzbl]

Since its exactly 1 month till my 18th bday just wonderin when other ppls b'days are.

I thought your birthday was in december, and you were gonna be like 2,003 or something?

[Jesus]

i dun rlly kno who the real jesus christ is but wouldnt he be like 2006 yrs old? i dunno I'm rlly dumb haha i should kno cos I'm catholic but I'm not hard core catholic haha

[Jesus]

Have a strong arm to spare? This is my thread calling out to all males for any shots of deliciousness they care to share. ^_~

I'm semi dumb so i dun get it..I'm a male so i'm wiling to do watever this thread wants

[Sheikh Gomelez]

Good to see this party isn't a one of these fests:

For some reason, I thought you wrote feasts instead of fests. Now, with all the Lonelygirl15 Egyptian references in my head, I'm doing dayjob stuff in another window while thinking about Blood Feast, the Herschell Gordon Lewis flick.

"Have you ever had... an Egyptian feast?"

[sororyzbl]

For some reason, I thought you wrote feasts instead of fests. Now, with all the Lonelygirl15 Egyptian references in my head, I'm doing dayjob stuff in another window while thinking about Blood Feast, the Herschell Gordon Lewis flick.

"Have you ever had... an Egyptian feast?"

AKA the most retarded movie ever...

[Mirage]

'Bout time one of these threads got put up. Where's the studdly menfolk of the Phorum?

I think they're all afraid of us.

They should be.

[rachelalexis]

'Bout time one of these threads got put up. Where's the studdly menfolk of the Phorum?

I think they're all afraid of us.

They should be.

*adjusts halo* why would they be?

[AutoPilate]

Hey, I already represented in the Rogues' Gallery.

[Sheikh Gomelez]

For some reason, I thought you wrote feasts instead of fests. Now, with all the Lonelygirl15 Egyptian references in my head, I'm doing dayjob stuff in another window while thinking about Blood Feast, the Herschell Gordon Lewis flick.

"Have you ever had... an Egyptian feast?"

AKA the most retarded movie ever...

I'd give that honor to an Indonesian horror flick called Satan's Slave, the moral of which seems to be that a son reading a horror magazine with Christopher Lee on the cover, a daughter dating a dude with a motorcycle, and kids attending torch-lit beachfront disco parties will cause the devil to disrupt your family...

The idea that a picture of Christopher Lee can draw the devil's attention strikes me as lamer than anything in HGL's oeuvre. Although, to be fair, the film suggests that Mr. Lee's image is merely a "gateway drug" or intermediary step towards fullfledged Satanism.

I'm undecided on the disco thing, though.

[AutoPilate]

You two obviously haven't seen Attack of the Clones. Lucky bastards.

[rachelalexis]

Well, I'm glad to see the party continued after I left...it was fun to go back and catch up and see the people drop off one by one in a pool of sweaty exhaustion, leaving RaeRae and a few of her admirerers... no wonder she sleeps until noon!

FP, I hope your test went ok, and if you fail, you don't hate us too much for distracting you!

Hope to pick up the party with everyone soon!

Hehe. It's hard to pretend to be this hot!
And point of order, it's 11:46, and I'm awake! *throws a little party for herself... in the party thread*

[sororyzbl]

You two obviously haven't seen Attack of the Clones. Lucky bastards.

Dude, that movie is citizen kane compared to the crap I've seen.

[Sheikh Gomelez]

You two obviously haven't seen Attack of the Clones. Lucky bastards.

Trust me. Even Lucas could take lessons in suckdom from Sisworo Gautama Putra, who makes Uwe Boll look like Eisenstein.