Sfonzarelli wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:DIT: I don't remember mentioning Tom Foley in my post. I believe you were misquoting me...
MARK FOLEY YOU FAIL
PS, an unrelated AIM conversation my friend and I had
sfonzarelli: if the international mainstream community of chemists came together
sfonzarelli: and were like
sfonzarelli: "Chemistry has officially been reclassified as a religion"
sfonzarelli: Marxists would be like
sfonzarelli: DON'T PRACTICE CHEMISTRY
sfonzarelli: RELIGION IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
ThisIsntJP: the practice of chemistry oppresses the proletariat
ThisIsntJP: with their weak collaborationist platitudes to invisible qualities like "covalent bonds" and "catalysis"
ThisIsntJP: they strip the proletariat of its revolutionary will and consciousness
ThisIsntJP: We must end the pernicious fiction of "noble gases" being possessed of an unperturbable stability
ThisIsntJP: These "noble gases" may be gaseous, but they are hardly noble, for they are COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY
Not only would the Marxists and Marxians (there's a distinction between the two, and both categories subdivide into various interpretations) of my acquaintance laugh at that, they'd probably claim the chemists wanted to sound like Robert Pirsig, and they'd claim the anti-chemistry Marxists came about thanks to Foucault's pernicious influence on the Left and postmodernism's "readings" and "degroundings" of history and scientific knowledge. Or they'd reference Thomas Kuhn's "But I'm
not a relativist" phase, or, at their most mild, they'd say it's a slippery road that leads from the Frankfurt School.
The cooler and/or whackier ones would create counter-gags involving Deleuze, Guattari, and Negri.
I'm assuming you're referring to "Marxists" who think Karl Marx was the be and end all of Marxism. Such creatures exist, usually in sideshows-- or online, which is sometimes the same thing.
EDIT: On an unrelated note, if the international mainstream community of chemists came together and were like, "Chemistry has officially been reclassified as a religion," I don't think you'd have to be a Marxist to be all, like, you know, "Dude, that's f***ed up right there. Think the chemists been smokin' a new variety of synthetic rock?"
FURTHER EDIT: Of course, if such a thing ever happened, I'd chalk it up to DMT and/or
Salvia divinorum experimentation and to the chemists having conversed with fractal elves. Mainstream chemists as an outer order of priests in the New Church of the Stoned Ape...
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.