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Oh I don't invite. I crash. He's got no decision in the matter.rachelalexis wrote:As long as you know if you're showering we're all inviting ourselves *nodnod*Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...
Yeessssss...my childhood dream came true.rachelalexis wrote:AAAHHH!!!!Keevy06 wrote:Oh I'm fine with that kind of sausage hahahaha.. sorryrachelalexis wrote:And you have a boyfriend? For shame!Keevy06 wrote:i don't know... ketchup? pepper? salt?Kasdeja wrote:A1 on a sausage? Ew, no thanks.
Oh god... I don't know how to eat sausage!!!
Nooooooooooooo...
bad bad bad....
edit: yes, the author realizes what a sick joke she's making by referring to sausage in that way. And she's not sorry!
heheh, and with that, welcome to the perv club
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Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Oooooo... the kind that squeak when you squeeze 'em? (the duckies of course!)Broken Kid wrote:Plenty of soap and rubber duckies to go around!rachelalexis wrote:As long as you know if you're showering we're all inviting ourselves *nodnod*
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
When in doubt, go straight to sex. --Jack Coleman (HRG)
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AutoPilate wrote:Seems more like screaming to me.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me.
But that's kinda hawt too.
More than kinda!
And you like it....vertigo wrote:Mwahuauhauhahuauha last night these guys taught me that this is a thread of fast fingers....DontHaveAClue wrote:Damnit! You're too fast. I've just broken my F5 key......
AHHHHHHH!
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Now that is an idea!Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...
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Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...
Mop massage?
It's the new "sensation" that's "sweeping" (get it? ) the nation!
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Mop massage? Hmmm...that could be interesting....Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me.
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