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rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:01 pm

quikstrike98 wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I see I'm not the only person who thinks that ummm...friend is an acceptable and polite euphemism.
It's a good one... though where I grew up friends were friends but "buddies" were more. You didn't need to say f-buddy, it was just understood.
I think buddy is a touch less elegant than saying, "This amazingly stunning creature is my.... umm, friend," and following the statement with an ambiguous smile.

Of course, I'm talking about introducing the buddy to people you know.

If they're calling me amazingly stunning I could deal with them calling me almost anything...

Yep, so long as it ain't Mom...she's sizing you up to make sure you're worthy of her Baby Boy and if you can raise children properly...

Ugg, don't remind me of trying to impress mothers... gives me bad flashbacks of dealing with the ex's monster... er, mother...

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:02 pm

rachelalexis wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some umm...friends will never be more than umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.

Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.

Rule 73 in The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.

Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?

I believe you already have a copy. It's inscribed in the hearts of all intelligent, charming, and discerning individuals.

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:04 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some umm...friends will never be more than umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.

Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.

Rule 73 in The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.

Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?
I believe you already have a copy. It's inscribed in the hearts of all intelligent, charming, and discerning individuals.

Awwww, I love thoughtful compliments *beams*

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:04 pm

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Because some umm...friends will never be more than umm...friends, and I'd hate to have my acquaintances make assumptions about either the lady's character or my own.

Acquaintances should feel free to guess, however.

Rule 73 in The Sheikh's Guide to Morals and Dogma.

Where can I buy a copy of said manife... erm, I mean guidebook?
I believe you already have a copy. It's inscribed in the hearts of all intelligent, charming, and discerning individuals.

Kudos.

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:07 pm

Maintain a facade of charm, wit, and grace at all times, with the exception of time spent in the company of one's most trusted and intimate of associates. They know you better than that.

Rule 25.

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:09 pm

Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum?

Dammit!

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:11 pm

An insincere compliment often proves as damaging as the worst of insults. When complimenting someone, always be sincere, as the detection of insincerity is known to have resulted in public hangings.

Rule 23

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:12 pm

rachelalexis wrote:Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum? Dammit!

Bawdy and ridiculous is always well-advised. You'll only pass this way once.

Sheikh Gomelez · Post by **Sheikh Gomelez** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:13 pm

rachelalexis wrote:Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum? Dammit!

Not at all.

Charm covers a vaster territory than politeness does. When in doubt, work the charm.

Rule 5

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:14 pm

quikstrike98 wrote:
rachelalexis wrote:Am I violating rule 25 by being bawdy and ridiculous with random people on a web forum? Dammit!
Bawdy and ridiculous is always well-advised. You'll only pass this way once.

Yeah, it sure is fun!

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:23 pm

Alright, well while it's kinda calm here I better study... gah, so much studying needs to be done!

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:36 pm

Dire Straits...."Sultans of Swing"

I forgot how good music could be.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:45 pm

*looks under furniture for perviness*

Where'd it go?

quikstrike98 · Post by **quikstrike98** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:46 pm

Flautapantera wrote:*looks under furniture for perviness*

Where'd it go?

You rang?

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:46 pm

quikstrike98 wrote:Dire Straits...."Sultans of Swing"

I forgot how good music could be.

AWESOME song!

Sorry, I just can't study for too long before getting all distracted!

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