Corrupted Wish Game

Laurin_B · Post by **Laurin_B** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:48 am

Granted, but then it breaks.

I wish I had no credit card debt.

RoseCrowley · Post by **RoseCrowley** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:01 am

granted, but then there would be a computer montfunction and it would say you owe twice as much.

i wish i had a car.

Laurin_B · Post by **Laurin_B** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:19 am

Granted, but it's that one Ralph Nader says is Unsafe at Any Speed.

I wish there weren't so many dings and scrapes on my car.

RoseCrowley · Post by **RoseCrowley** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:49 pm

granted, but then a flock of seagulls would fly and shit all over your entire car, and it would never come off no matter how much you scrubbed...

i wish there was a new video that wasn't a filler.

Aerrow · Post by **Aerrow** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:08 pm

Granted but it still ends up sucking..

I wish I wasn't so bored over at my uncles..

loobylou · Post by **loobylou** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:06 pm

You're not bored, but a cyclone hits the house.

I wish my girls would go to bed!

Laurin_B · Post by **Laurin_B** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:16 pm

Granted, but then they never wake up! Sadface!

I wish Vitamin water had a little less sugar and a little more fruit flavor.

bree_is_awesome · Post by **bree_is_awesome** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:20 pm

Granted, but it would be fruit floating in water

I wish i had a new cell phone

Laurin_B · Post by **Laurin_B** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:29 pm

Granted, but it's the old school, Zack Morris style!

I wish Spencer would happen TODAY! RIGHT NOW!

Spades · Post by **Spades** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:19 pm

Granted, but he only waves at the camera and leaves, never to be seen again.

I wish to get what hearing I lost back.

Laurin_B · Post by **Laurin_B** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:21 pm

Granted, but you can only hear, like, dog-level sounds--the ones that are really high.

I wish I lived in Canadia.

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:06 pm

Granted, but a beaver kills you.

I wish I lived in NYC.

tricky-ticky-tavi · Post by **tricky-ticky-tavi** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:39 pm

Granted, but a Central Park squirrel takes a liking to you...

I wish someone would fold my laundry for me.

Laurin_B · Post by **Laurin_B** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:41 am

Granted, but then they steal it.

I wish half-days at work really meant no-days at work.

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:55 am

Granted, but then you are totally broke and homeless because all days at work are called off too!

I wish I didn't think of such evil corrupted wishes!