What will happen to Bree at the REAL ceremony?

dVant · Post by **dVant** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:20 pm

Now that we know the ceremony was faked (and other new facts) what will happen at the REAL ceremony, if it happens?

The previous poll results:
Bree will be sacrificed (murdered) 2%
Bree will be impregnated with the Moonchild 6%
Bree will be impregnated with the resurrected soul of Aleister Crowley 9%
Bree will be de-flowered or raped 11%
Bree will disappear 20%
Daniel will disappear 2%
Daniel will rescue Bree during the ceremony 18%
Cassie will rescue Bree 0%
Cassie will possess Bree 2%
The ceremony will be uneventful 25%

house · Post by **house** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:25 pm

I'm still thinking that Bree will be de-flowered in some sort of ritual-sex ceremony. And, I think the goal of that would be to impregnate her - based on the shots, diet, and exercises.

Maybe the exercises are some yoga-bionic seahorse, sex stretches or something.

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:34 pm

house wrote:I'm still thinking that Bree will be de-flowered in some sort of ritual-sex ceremony. And, I think the goal of that would be to impregnate her - based on the shots, diet, and exercises.

Maybe the exercises are some yoga-bionic seahorse, sex stretches or something.

I'm not so much thinking that Bree will be de-flowered as I am HOPING that she will be de-flowered. I'm also hoping that Daniel will follow again and this time turn on the night-vision. It will probably look a lot like Paris Hilton's sex tape. How awesome would that be???

Sfonzarelli · Post by **Sfonzarelli** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:50 pm

Nah, I'd rather see a Gemma sex-tape to be honest

islandlove · Post by **islandlove** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:53 pm

wait, whos gemma?

dVant · Post by **dVant** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:58 pm

islandlove wrote:wait, whos gemma?

Go here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWtmkbExsiY

trainer101 · Post by **trainer101** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:41 pm

Sfonzarelli wrote:Nah, I'd rather see a Gemma sex-tape to be honest

I'd rather see a Gemma AND Bree sex tape!

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:14 pm

I want her deflowered...give it to me!

house · Post by **house** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:01 pm

spaciegirl wrote:I want her deflowered...give it to me!

Now I'm going to have that stupid "Give it to me, baby!" song stuck in my head. Thanks alot.

Now that would be cool... I wanna' see Bree montage done to THAT song.

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:27 pm

house wrote:
spaciegirl wrote:I want her deflowered...give it to me!
Now I'm going to have that stupid "Give it to me, baby!" song stuck in my head. Thanks alot.

Now that would be cool... I wanna' see Bree montage done to THAT song.

Actually, I think the De-flowering video should be done to PCD's "loosen up my buttons"...and Gemma and Bree should be singing it and Snoop should be the High Pimp of the Order of Denderizzle, fo' SHIZZLE, dizzle!

Sfonzarelli · Post by **Sfonzarelli** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:33 pm

I think the ceremony should be to ressurect the ghost of Easy-E

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:36 pm

Sfonzarelli wrote:I think the ceremony should be to ressurect the ghost of Easy-E

Good idea. I think the ceremony should also incorporate the presence of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen.

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:17 pm

JerseyJohnny wrote:
Sfonzarelli wrote:I think the ceremony should be to ressurect the ghost of Easy-E
Good idea. I think the ceremony should also incorporate the presence of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen.

Will you marry me?

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:27 pm

spaciegirl wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:
Sfonzarelli wrote:I think the ceremony should be to ressurect the ghost of Easy-E
Good idea. I think the ceremony should also incorporate the presence of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen.
Will you marry me?

Yes, but don't let my other wives know about it, OK foofie foofie?

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:32 pm

JerseyJohnny wrote:
spaciegirl wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:
Sfonzarelli wrote:I think the ceremony should be to ressurect the ghost of Easy-E
Good idea. I think the ceremony should also incorporate the presence of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen.
Will you marry me?
Yes, but don't let my other wives know about it, OK foofie foofie?

hmm....ok. then everything can be very illicit and naughty. deal.