[Break] Hijacked OpAphid Lurker Crew Strippers Thread

yumcherry · Post by **yumcherry** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:29 pm

gelb9 wrote:
LesterG wrote:
gelb9 wrote:It's always best to start with your socks, at least that's what I've been told.

Ooh, Ponch!
*grabs sleeves and puts them back on and kicks off some CLEAN socks*

*waits for another dollar*

*puts on some Aerosmith on the jukebox*
I'll give you a penny if you take that neck tie off!

lol

i guess i'll pitch in another penny!

Danielle · Post by **Danielle** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:05 pm

i feel like i just walked into #watchers....

lol

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:32 am

yumcherry wrote:
gelb9 wrote:I'll give you a penny if you take that neck tie off!
lol i guess i'll pitch in another penny!

*obliges and start slowly undoing the necktie*

*forgot to dim the lights and does them now*

*Slides on top of the kitchen table on his knees and stops right in front of Yummycherry to tease her with the necktie and wraps it around her*

*remembers the scene from the movie "Forces of Nature" where Ben affleck is getting stripped by sandra bullock*

*Steps off the table and slowly walks over to Gelb9, whispering sweet nothings in her ear and wraps her in his sport coat with a little squeeze*

*wonders if he should get back into OpAphid or continue with stripping career*

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:59 am

Stripping career, definitely

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:13 pm

Ziola wrote:Stripping career, definitely

will do ziola

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:16 pm

Baby, I got a pocket full of dollar bills with your name all over them...

gelb9 · Post by **gelb9** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:17 pm

Sweet nothings won't get us all riled up, we wanna see the package! Sport coat optional, of course.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:25 pm

change of pace I guess?

*rips shirt off as buttons fly about*

*button almost takes gelb9's eye out*

*plays it off and kisses gelb9 on her forhead*

*pole materializes out of nowhere and me starts to work it*

*doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:21 pm

LesterG wrote: *doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*

(!!! OMG! That was so funny!!)

You are doing WONDERFUL job! ^_~

*Gives Two Dollars*

EDIT- Forgot to give him some money. ^_^

gelb9 · Post by **gelb9** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:14 pm

Alright, you deserve a 20-spot, if for nothing else than the near mutilation of my eye. And that pole is only good if you're sitting on it!

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:14 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:
LesterG wrote: *doesn't know if anyone has seen the poledancing episode of "King of Queens" where doug works the pole*
(!!! OMG! That was so funny!!)

You are doing WONDERFUL job! ^_~

*Gives Two Dollars*

EDIT- Forgot to give him some money. ^_^

*Smiles cause someone has seen the episode*

*slowly walks around the pole, hops up locks his ankles around the pole and slowly slides down it*

*Gets up all dizzy*

*grabs ForeverMourn and her 2 dollars and sits her down on a chair*

* the Lights go out....*

*wonders who she would want a guest appearance with.....*

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:20 pm

No Guest appearances. Just you and that pole. ^_~

(And you can use my real name, "Renee" sounds a lot sexier than "ForeverMourn")

*Wiggles a $5 bill in the air*

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:45 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:No Guest appearances. Just you and that pole. ^_~

(And you can use my real name, "Renee" sounds a lot sexier than "ForeverMourn")

*Wiggles a $5 bill in the air*

*Lights come back on and I stand there holding a candle*

(this is harder when it's not x-rated lol)

*I light it to let it melt the candle a bit*

*standing behind Renee I massage Renee's shoulders a little bit, rub her arms a little, run my fingers thru her hair and sniff her neck*

*whispers, "let's let the candle marinate a bit and I'll be right back"*

*Renee pouts, but anticipates a kinky little scene*

*gelb9 is taken to the P.M.*

should make this thread safer

*doesn't know if this is turning appropriate for the chat boards anymore

*

*wonders if he kicked off his shoes BEFORE kicking off his socks*

*thinks this is where everything might have to stop*

edit: prolly abit more appropriate then what it was before

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:48 pm

I think this scene is gunna have to be taken to literotica or something

maybe I should just stop it now

woo, think I need another smoke, but I gotta wait at least 2 more hrs for another break

edit: no yea, I'm force stopping this now

don't wanna get banned from the boards for inappropriate content

*apologizes to Renee and gelb9*

the treasurer must take a stand

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:52 pm

Ahahaha.

It was fun while it lasted!