0091 "The Anti-Cribs" (12/5/06)

[GoodGollyItsHolly]

Thanks Holls!

And another thing, we get it! They are desperate enough to turn to a stranger. We all know this thing with Jonas was going down as soon as he said I live alone in a huge house so lets get there. I have a feeling the next vid will be Gemma acknowledging that they are desperate and so she tried to research Jonas' story and from what she could find it checks out.

sounds about right... she is wishy washy like that Im tired of the limbo right now.

Then one at the house bree will fall ill, dan will take her to the hospital, and she will go missing. then dan and jonas will join forces to find bree.

[dreamerose]

So that whole "I grew up at my old nanny's wrinkled knee" stuff is complete crap.

Actually, we've also been told his family is quite well off. It would be nothing unusual for the nanny to be the primary caregiver, and that actually would support the idea that he did not trust his parents... especially if the parents put other priorities like work or friends or a "community" before him.

[glowe126]

The homeless watcher waxes his chest. Anyways, what is so wrong with Jonas. Clearly he listened to us and quit moving his hands and wearing hats, etc. Come on, he's probably on here going oh no, what did I do this time to upset the masses? He's cute, and Bree and Daniel can live there safely.

Where are P. Monkey and Owen going to sleep? Where are their rooms?

And who is going to pay for Bree's waxing? Her eyebrows are gonna start to grow. You know?

[heybitch]

Okay.
I realised that Jonas looked a little scruffy.
but I shrugged my shoulders and watched without doubt.
However, your guys comments about it kiiiinda make me think.

ANYHOW! I still pretty much like him.
And he is reaching out to Daniel which is nice.
Before he was always like Bree Bree bree.
Now he is like Bree.. and Daniel.

Also, The window to outside?
First.. I thought. Middle of nowhere? Pfft.. theres another roof right out there. I see it.
And then I was like Sea?

[heybitch]

Why does a nanny who is a grandma have to be old and wrinkled. I am 40 and the grandmother of 2 with another grandchild on the way. I am neither old or wrinkled.

You're also not a fictional character, subject to stereotypes.
An Audience needs stereotypes.
Real Life Doesnt.
Lucy being the Grandmother..
Hell she doesnt even look past her thirties.
I HIGHLY doubt it.

[khjq]

JONAS has to be EVIL! He MUST be EVIL! I'm crossing my fingers that he is EVIL! That would justify his silly story and his weird behavior, if he isn't a villian with a sinister agenda then its just gonna show how bad the writers are and how bad the story is getting!

[GoodGollyItsHolly]

That clown is evil!

Hmmm.. now you guys have me thinking about this nanny... Perhaps the order will track down the nanny and hold her hostage!

[heybitch]

Okay, I did a small bit of research, and what Jonas says in this new vid is definitely inconsistent with what he's said before. This time he says that he's over 18, and that his nanny raised him from when his parents disappeared, which he says was when he was a little kid. "Happy Thanksgiving" vid, he says his parents disappeared "six years ago." If he's over 18, that means that six years ago he was at least 13, and possibly older. So that whole "I grew up at my old nanny's wrinkled knee" stuff is complete crap.

Um.. ACUTALLY, he says "After my parents disappeared... MY nanny was appointed my Guardian"
Meaning that she was ALREADY his nanny...
Otherwise the sentence would have gone a little more like this.
After my Parents dissappeared I was appointed a nanny as a guardian.

Its not odd that he would have had a nanny before hand, and that she would become his legal guardian.. as she probably spent more time with him as a kid than his parents anyhow. (rich folk. Gawsh) lol jokes.

[dreamerose]

That clown REALLY bothers me... it's creepier then any of the videos.

I'm still not sure why you all don't like Jonas... I still do. And that not-showing-the-bed thing was cute. And a lot more real-feeling then all the little kiddies that DO post vids like that.

I don't think Lucy is the nanny... I'd say too young, and doesn't appear to have any kids or grandkids, from the vid of her apartment.

(I know she doesn't HAVE to be too young. Heck, I just ran into an old friend from grade school last week- she's 30, like me, and has a 15 year old son... it creeps me out that I'm almost old enough for my peers to have grandkids!)

I still think they're going to try and go home- and for some reason, not be able to, and run to Joseph's.

So I'm guessing this:
1. (maybe) Bree/Daniel checking house, having to run
2. Gemma telling them to go there
3. Bree/Daniel or Jonas, showing that they arrived

Did it really irritate anyone else that Bree was stubborn and insisted they not go home, but expected Daniel to come up with a plan?

Sheeeesh.

[heybitch]

Jason, Joseph, Jonas.

Its all the same really.

[aideen]

I'm so bored. I want someone to go crazy.

......

Seriously though, can someone please go crazy?
ARGH.

LOL! I can hardly believe someone else has the exact same reaction as me!

[iamcool]

hmmmm trying to get bree downstairs on her own so no1 can hear the cries for help?

[alysaface]

that clown = pennywise. duh! comeon peopleeeeeeeeeee get with your classic horror films. rawr.

and yeah that definately looked like a roof outside the hallway window shot..

jonas is so ruddy adorable. i'll totally keep you company, jonas.

[kalli182]

Let's Make A Deal!
Bree gets door number 1
Daniel gets door number 2
What's behind door number 3?

He said one of the doors was where his mates crash when they come over..I don't like that bree is downstairs by herself but it might not have been of evil intent but i think he was maybe being a gentleman, respecting her privacy with giving her an ensuite...I definately think he is keeping Daniel close for a reason, maybe because he has a crush on bree ?

"This is my parents room. Nobody's allowed in there." Okay, so why bring it up unless there's a good reason?

I guess a good reason was that he keeps his parents room a sacred area of the house, untouched as they left it. People often do this when a loved one dies. And he mentioned it straight away so they know it is out of bounds.

edit: However I want Bree and Daniel to go to his house...Jonas is hot and i think if he flipped his lid it would also be good viewing...

[twinklyci]

Ok so I still don't like Jonas, but I guess the Creators are giving B&D no choice but to go there. I can accept that. At this point I just want the story to MOVE. I don't want to see B&D on the street again. I don't want to see them fighting. I don't want to see Bree talking to her stupid stuffed animals. I want to see some of the old B&D and hopefully with a 3rd person filming them we'll get to see more B&D interaction.

About this video... as everyone has said it was super lame. Nice hallway, Jonas. I can just see Bree now "But Daniel, look how nice his hallways are! and I get my own room downstairs where you don't have to hear me talking to P. Monkey all the time!"

I don't know about you guys, but I would have rather seen his bathroom and the kitchen. For some reason those 2 rooms seem to tell a lot about a person.

Someone else in another thread said that they could see Jonas finding B&D using landmarks and offer to take them to lunch. I think this is a FABULOUS idea. He could film himself in his car while he's looking for them and show us how easy it would have been for the Order to find them. Then we could see Bree's face light up and Daniel get all protective of her.

I don't know. I just want this story to go SOMEWHERE. Enough with the back and forth. we need some ACTION!


ok I'm done rambling.