The Jonas "Tour".

He's a skateboarder. He's rich. He lives alone. What's his deal?

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The Jonas "Tour".

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Apparently to Jonas, a tour means sitting on the staircase and showing you his nicely carpeted hallway and solid wood doors. That tour sucked. Don't trust Jonas! I bet theres a killer with a chainsaw behind everydoor, and Jonas' bedroom is filled with Playboys.
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Some patterns I have observed

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Jonastko - "TKO" = "Technical Knock Out" - a boxing term.
Tachyons last vid - "Knock 'Em Down" - Isn't that what a boxer does?
mskelly's videos for HSA online - some of them are founded by the "TIKO" foundation. Remove the "I" (self) and you get TKO.
Might Jonas' last name be TIKO?
Is it possible he has removed his "self" and become JonasTKO?
There are many more correspondances that point to this that I am not listing in this post.

Has anyone else noticed this? If so, please post what you have found.

Do you think it means anything?
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omg ur right

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yeah.and miss kelly is in favor of jonas after all...soo......quite possibly..this could just be a set up.yeah and why wouldnt he showbree the rooms in his house.thats just dumb.
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Jonas really didn't prove that he was trustworthy in that video, all he did was make himself seem more sketchy.

However, I can understand not showing the rooms, because that would be more rooms that would be on camera, and therefore more rooms that needed to be set up. Big-time difficult sometimes.
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tko is slang for TOTAL KNOCK OUT!!

people said it all the time around mortal kombat days ;)
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GoodGollyItsHolly wrote:tko is slang for TOTAL KNOCK OUT!!

people said it all the time around mortal kombat days ;)
I miss Mortal Kombat so much... but that's off topic.

This was pointed out in another thread, but there is an OpAphid video that mentions "knock them out" or some sort of thing. Hello, message to Jonas much?
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Claramata wrote:
GoodGollyItsHolly wrote:tko is slang for TOTAL KNOCK OUT!!

people said it all the time around mortal kombat days ;)
I miss Mortal Kombat so much... but that's off topic.

This was pointed out in another thread, but there is an OpAphid video that mentions "knock them out" or some sort of thing. Hello, message to Jonas much?
Unrelated... :)

TEAM JONAS *stomps around with a TEAM JONAS shirt on*
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Hey that would make a good shirt idea ;)
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what's wrong with playboy?

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What's wrong with him having playboys in his bedroom? He's like 18. Just because someone has playboy in their bedroom doesn't make them weird. you're weird.

He seems very clean. I wouldn't let people into my parents' bedroom either.

He even made a point to separate Bree's room from the boys.
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Jonas is a TKO

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HAHA, I feel like I should have a NKOTB-type pillow that says "jonas is a total knockout" - TKO.

Yes. That's so NKOTB. They sang a song or something about it, I think. What was it called?
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Lonelyfan - your icon seriously cracks me up. Yours, Pushedbuttons and Kasdeja's are my faves :D



Back on topic.
Yeah Jonas' tour sucked... Was it supposed to? "So Bree, look my house is safe! See, it has... doors.. and walls... and carpet... and rooms - but I can't show you those - Oh boohoo my parents are missing. So, wanna come over?"
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The house we saw on that tour is NOT a mansion. It's not even nice! What the heck?!
After seeing the library I had high hopes, but that place is bare and barren- looks like he moved in there last week! I bet the order quickly bought a house, fixed up one room nice to do filming from, and then used it and Jonas to lure Bree to them. It just happens to be in the middle of nowhere, how convenient.
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HyeMew wrote:The house we saw on that tour is NOT a mansion. It's not even nice! What the heck?!
After seeing the library I had high hopes, but that place is bare and barren- looks like he moved in there last week! I bet the order quickly bought a house, fixed up one room nice to do filming from, and then used it and Jonas to lure Bree to them. It just happens to be in the middle of nowhere, how convenient.
You shouldn't see my house then. I have absolutely nothing on my walls due to sheer laziness! And if I made a vid of my house I'd only videotape the parts that look super clean, which happens to only be my hallway atm lol! Jonas is still shady though with his stories.
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Does anyone think maybe the reason he didn't show any other rooms is because non of them are dressed yet??

Buy funiture and things for 4 bedrooms will cost the production alot espically if that's the only time they're going to be seen.....Just my theory

Who wants to see a bunch of empty bedrooms? That doesn't look shady or anything :D
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earthsdecay666 wrote:Does anyone think maybe the reason he didn't show any other rooms is because non of them are dressed yet??

Buy funiture and things for 4 bedrooms will cost the production alot espically if that's the only time they're going to be seen.....Just my theory

Who wants to see a bunch of empty bedrooms? That doesn't look shady or anything :D
Yep, that's something that I was just thinking about in my comment under the video's thread:
papertiger05 wrote:Possible reasons why Jonas' bedrooms are not shown:

1) The set dresser hasn't yet had time to appropriately furnish them
2) There is no intention of ever furnishing the rooms in Jonas' house, because some plot twist will prevent Bree and Daniel from going there
3) The writers want to build suspense and give the viewers another reason to think that Jonas is creepy, so that when they finally go to his house the dramatic tension will be high
3) Jonas is hiding something

Now what's the reason for Jonas looking greasy and unshaven and sleep-deprived? If anything, Bree's the one who should look that way (minus the shaving part, lol).


Also, I'm constantly amused by the trophies in the background of Jonas' videos. I wonder what they're supposed to establish...
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