Ok, so these are the emails I got from Tachyon while arche and noa were at the park....I think Tachyon and I may have bonded
1.Well f**k me gently with a chainsaw.
You want to f**k with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.
I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...
Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Es-ki-mo... Es-ki-mo... Es-ki-mo... Es-ki-mo...
xoxox,
T
2.Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
3.Oh well. I suppose it's 'keggers with kids all next year.'
4.just in case you think these are all directions or some sort of confirmation about that park...
...then i should probably mention that my uncle scored them back in WWII. do you take german?
5.well, >I< wasn't lying. but anyone who claims that park is the correct location most certainly would be,
xoxox,
T
6. why in the f**k are people messaging me about tarot cards?
i don't play cards. you all failed. i hate you. LOL.
but seriously, what kind of chick do you take me for? next is someone gonna accuse me of being wiccan and ask if i wanna go to the next ani or tori concert that hits town? why dont i just go and get a fairy tattooed on my shoulder!
damn. what must i have done to give you that impression?
xoxox,
T
7. i'll even confirm this much: never join a cult you see on 60 minutes. i'm sure my parents wish they'd listened to those words of wisdom.
that Buddy kid sure knew what was up. i wish i could buy a book of Buddy-isms.
xoxox,
T
* Number 5 email, I had responded with the quote from Heathers "ich luge" which means "Im lying"
The rest she had written to me on her own.