If you spare the hours, the solution is:
Cr2xDo6n1zAs5yEmFt4v7p9q3lBw8u
Without "sparing the hours":[34] f - t - 0:34:36
[38] 4 - v - 0:38:30
[42] 7 - p - 0:42:31
[46] 9 - q - 0:46:40
[50] 3 - l - 0:50:40
[54] b - w - 0:54:16
[58] 8 - u - 0:58:48
[1:02] c - r - 1:02:00
[1:06] 2 - x - 1:06:02
[1:10] d - o - 1:10:16
[1:14] 6 - n - 1:14:00
[1:18] 1 - z - 1:18:00
[1:22] a - s - 1:22:17
[1:26] 5 - y - 1:26:32
[1:30]e - m - 1:30:09
SOLUTION: Ft4v7p9q3lBw8uCr2xDo6n1zAs5yEm
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This is all thanks to a Tachyon YT update which read:DISCLAIMER: PLEASE READ
This puzzle has to do with a series of calls made to loveline, a radio/TV show that deals with very sexually explicit material. Trust us, it's not for the faint of heart. If you are NOT interested in reading dirty things, DO NOT TRY TO SOLVE THIS PUZZLE. You've been warned.
.... Oh, and if you're like us and have your mind in the gutter 24/7, you'll love this puzzle.
Sincerely,
The Operators
This led us to some interesting numbers (posted below), which turned out to be tinyurls of a radio show called Loveline.To my "Brother" :
I'm sure you've got your friends working on what was recovered. But it's one of those xx/xy things that some people are good at, and other people just can't wrap their head around it.
However, multitasking is necessary!
So with step 2 completed, set those results aside for the moment while we move on to Step 3: Don't worry, there are just a few tiny details below...
Here are the solutions. Just put www.tinyurl.com/ in front of each one:
1 : yybkxn
2 : y3xadt
3 : y68zov
4 : y6qxup
5 : y3xln8
6 : y5j4gb
7 : sdzm7
8 : y36g59
9 : y7jb2g
a : y2p7c9
b : y45ktt
c : uut4r
d : y42hlb
e : yysved
f : vomya
Or go here:
http://www.acidfingers.com/step3.html
Thanks acid!
Which gave us thses Lovelines Episodes:
We also got a profile update that gave us this:1: yybkxn - loveline 5/1/03
2: y3xadt - loveline 8/8/04
3: y68zov - loveline 7/17/05
4: y6qxup - loveline 4/14/04
5: y3xln8 - loveline 9/7/05
6: y5j4gb - loveline 5/27/03
7: sdzm7 - loveline 10/28/03
8: y36g59 - loveline 7/14/04
9: y7jb2g - loveline 7/24/05
A: y2p7c9 - loveline 4/6/05
B: y45ktt - loveline 8/8/01
C: uut4r - loveline 9/22/05
D: y42hlb - loveline 11/21/04
E: yysved - loveline 8/21/02
F: vomya - loveline 8/4/03
[Clues in bold are still unmatched to sound clips]
l: Those damn cults! I don't think the Order's engine is “driven by the same motor” though. Just to be sure, I’ll check it out at a later point.
m: Oh, so you're not tilting at windmills? It must be after that’s clarified, and fresh ideas are brainstormed…follow along…the right time is clear when a break is finally needed due to the lack of even being able to finish a sentence.
n: I never have those kind of talks have with my "Brother" either. And while my profession is different, I keep swearing that I'm going to quit my job in six months as well; that’s the point I’m getting at.
o: Try not to get sidetracked by any talk of waffle—um, actually never mind that. Once one moves past suggestions of singing showtunes, and reaches the point of pondering the barometer vs. yardstick, you’ll know you’re in the right moment if the breaking point is near.
p: Take it from me: You try to bust an international jewel thief AS an international jewel thief, you don't stand a chance. You gotta look back though, to the point of asking, how can you NOT believe it?
q: Sounds like a great party game, especially since I'm not ticklish. Good as you, indeed.
r: Hearing it described this way, at least it's obvious at this point that I've got other options if this gig doesn't work out. I'm well suited for it, but not so sure I'd dig the dress code.
s: And I thought my childhood was messed up! After you've heard the details, you’ll know you are at the right spot when one ponders what pain is. It’s before one could assume she may have locked her keys in...well, nevermind.
t: After you take a minute or so to recover from the shock (and realize that this isn't bogus), recognize the point that is quite profound, because this simple logic is accurate more often than not. Actions are defining. Action means everything.
u: After you knock on the door, all that matters is that the *notion* to follow it was a strong one. You really can’t miss it, trust me.
v: After you close your eyes to visualize, you must recognize that once you reach the point where you can do it while being chased by a neighbor's dog, you really are that good!
w: It's shortly before they numb you up to make you not feel things--The point where we can explain our rebellion, due largely to being raised by a religious family.
x: That description sounds kind of like my "Brother" LOL. That's the point I am getting at. Oh, and regarding their theory, it's true that we always know on some level! But if you run into the movie being projected on the perineum, you’ve gone too far!
y: The street lights are on, it's time for the oldest son to bring his bicycle in.
z: Forget everything that leads up to wondering where you are, the point of this minute is to prepare yourself for what follows. After that, we can all be enlightened by one man's inquiries toward the "fountain" of knowledge. And should you ever need an attorney...
