Could the ceremony be a Mormon Temple Wedding?

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:06 am

Sfonzarelli wrote:Yep, seven pages and this thread's still boring and pointless.

Where are the moderators?

Well one thing's clear, you're still here no matter how "boring and pointless" this thread is. I guess it's not all that boring and pointless if you're still showing up, huh.

Sfonzarelli · Post by **Sfonzarelli** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:19 am

Actually, it doesn't take that much of my time to scroll past the entirity of the posts on this thread and make a comment at the bottom saying "This is boring". Sorry.

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:41 am

Sfonzarelli wrote:Actually, it doesn't take that much of my time to scroll past the entirity of the posts on this thread and make a comment at the bottom saying "This is boring". Sorry.

So then you're not reading any of it, you're just calling it "boring" arbitrarily. Are you trying to pick a fight or something? That's pretty offensive.

Sfonzarelli · Post by **Sfonzarelli** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:14 am

JerseyJohnny wrote:
Sfonzarelli wrote:Actually, it doesn't take that much of my time to scroll past the entirity of the posts on this thread and make a comment at the bottom saying "This is boring". Sorry.
So then you're not reading any of it, you're just calling it "boring" arbitrarily. Are you trying to pick a fight or something? That's pretty offensive.

I just think that you randomly arguing with a sheltered teenage Mormon for pages on end is really not the best use of server space.

JerseyJohnny · Post by **JerseyJohnny** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:19 am

Sfonzarelli wrote:
JerseyJohnny wrote:
Sfonzarelli wrote:Actually, it doesn't take that much of my time to scroll past the entirity of the posts on this thread and make a comment at the bottom saying "This is boring". Sorry.
So then you're not reading any of it, you're just calling it "boring" arbitrarily. Are you trying to pick a fight or something? That's pretty offensive.
I just think that you randomly arguing with a sheltered teenage Mormon for pages on end is really not the best use of server space.

Thanks for that, you have no idea how glad I am you said that!!!

PRICELESS!!!

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:46 am

Having lurked about for a while and made a few posts, I've been able to notice a few things. JJ is like that uncle/cousin/friend we all have that drives us absolutely crazy. You know, the Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none kind of guy who is always running his mouth and telling you how to do things, or that his opinion on something is the right one and yours is, of course, wrong and based entirely on unruths or misinformation. And we just humor them in the hopes that one of 2 things will happen
1) they get bored and go away
2)lightning strikes

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:59 am

Ziola wrote:Having lurked about for a while and made a few posts, I've been able to notice a few things. JJ is like that uncle/cousin/friend we all have that drives us absolutely crazy. You know, the Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none kind of guy who is always running his mouth and telling you how to do things, or that his opinion on something is the right one and yours is, of course, wrong and based entirely on unruths or misinformation. And we just humor them in the hopes that one of 2 things will happen
1) they get bored and go away
2)lightning strikes

Actually, I'm rather hoping JJ will get pierced in the heart by a stingray. Perhaps we should start an office pool.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:06 am

Yeah, but based on the guy in florida that got pierced in the chest, it isn't always a mortal wound. Although I do know a guy who got struck by lightning twice, so that doesn't always work either...

Perhaps, in the spirit of Halloween and the fact that I live near Salem, Mass, we should hold a witch-trial for him. You know, dunk him in water. If he floats, he's a witch, we hang him. If he sinks (and drowns) he wasn't and we apologize to his family and friends with a fantastic floral bouquet.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:10 am

BEDEVERE:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1:
Are there?
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:
More witches!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:12 am

LOL!! I'm totally going to watch that right now!!!

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:37 am

As a witch, you people are really scaring me!

**silvermoon runs away and hides in the basement where the bad villagers can't find her**

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:37 am

Oh, and also, don't dump JJ in with the witches. We don't want 'em either. Maybe a space ship will come and take him back to his home planet?

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:39 am

silvermoon wrote:Oh, and also, don't dump JJ in with the witches. We don't want 'em either. Maybe a space ship will come and take him back to his home planet?

According to Monty Python...as long as you don't weigh the same as a duck...uh, you're fine...

silvermoon · Post by **silvermoon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:42 am

According to Monty Python...as long as you don't weigh the same as a duck...uh, you're fine...

Whew! I'm ok then. Unless it's a really, really big duck...

Absynth · Post by **Absynth** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:44 am

JerseyJohnny wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:Don't cry for me, I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie, right now.
That's good, I'm eating a banana. I don't care for junk food. Enjoy your cookie!

lol i may be new here, and i dont want to beat a dead horse but i saw this and had a ROTFLOL... if you dont care for junk, why is your avatar smoking a cigar and drinking a freaking BEER?!?! why not say your a fundamentalist christian and have your avatar be a picture of anton levay or something equally stupid. why not QQ somewhere else, i came to learn about LG15, not hear you rip on everyone, but thats all you seem to do here. i have a suggestion for the moderators... can i /ignore jerseyjohnny? so i never have to read another one of these pieces of prosaic garbage he spews... please?

btw if thats a pic of you JJ, nice tan, farmer bob