your penises

kristenjane · Post by **kristenjane** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:50 pm

i dislike penises...

but I like naming them...

What is the name for YOUR penis.

If I had one... I would name it Jagger.

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:58 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket

kristenjane · Post by **kristenjane** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:59 pm

who did something very strange with a bucket

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:11 pm

Haha, that's not where I was going with that.

kristenjane · Post by **kristenjane** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:48 am

Where were you going?

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:51 am

8 pages of this? Mostly women posting when women obviously do not have penises?

**Sigh!**

Balmung · Post by **Balmung** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:59 am

mine's always been Jimmy. ionno y lol

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:07 am

kristenjane wrote:Where were you going?

There once was a man from nantucket,
whose **** was so long, he could suck it...

I don't feel like going on...

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:10 am

wow that is the first time I have ever heard anything more than the first line of that poem

and I have always called mine WILLY

Balmung · Post by **Balmung** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:15 am

he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin....

someone else can finish it lol

PinkoLady · Post by **PinkoLady** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:17 am

"If my ear were a **** I would **** it."

I actually hate that part, and I'm not completely sure why.

Balmung · Post by **Balmung** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:20 am

maybe cause it's nasty lol

besides, no one like the "C" word lol

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:01 am

Absynth wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:I thought this was a thread about penises...not people discussing the difference between the word "penis" and "retarded" and the whining stuff...damn.

Kasdeja wrote:My dad used to tell me if I didn't clean my room when he told me the police would arrest me...and they used to say if I didn't go to bed, la loup would get me.

Kasdeja wrote:Loup is a wolf..I was really little and I did. I was afraid of wolves for a long time.
wow way to say someones off topic, i only saw you mention anything related to this thread as a kind of burn attempt to get us back on topic...
then you go WAY off topic.

if youre gonna single me out for not being on topic... then do the same yourself

if youd read my post on pg 1 it wasnt off topic in any way, just a warning to luv2 to prepare for people not liking this thread, but it only seems like when I say something most people take it the wrong way

Yeah, there's a difference when someone only comes to cry about something and when people are off topic having fun. Yeah. So, blah...why not come back to check on more of my posts so you can be snarky.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:08 am

Oh...and maybe read the thread a bit more. I mean, you pick and choose a few posts...and ignore the on topic ones...AS IF we can't all just go back. Congratulations on finding 3 off topic posts...but notice they aren't WHINING...?

Post by **wintermute** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:25 am

It's probably best to go off-topic in a thread about penises if we wanna keep it PG-13

'mute

Lonelygirl15

your penises

Do you love your penis?