Lonelygirl15

Granted , but your TV blows up and you can't watch it


I wish I had brownies

Granted, but they taste like butt and are poisonous

I wish I had the ninth season of Frasier

Granted, but at the end of the season everyone dies and there isnt a 10th or 11th season


I wish I could lose 20 lbs without dieting

Granted, but you gain 500 lbs. WITH dieting.

I wish beer wasn't so caloric

ALSO:

7Harry7Potter7 wrote:

PinkoLady wrote:I wish all books were free!

Hmm...me too. You can have that one,lol

Haha, you're awesome.

Granted, but only because all beer ceases to exist.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you can't control where you teleport and end up in some old lady's bedroom

I wish I had a snack right now

Granted, but it's a dead baby.

I wish Buffy The Vampire Slayer never ended.

Granted, but all of the episodes suck more then Paris Hilton and you can never stop watching.

I wish someone would give me a hug

Granted , but it's a creepy stalker and he's outside everyday wanting another hug!


I wish I didn't have to wake up early

Granted, but you can only stay awake for one hour during the day

I wish it would snow a wee bit more where I am

Granted , but wee turns into snow spreeeeeeeee and you are stuck in your house for 2 weeks with the crazy stalker!!!


I wish I could go shopping

Granted, but you can't keep anything you bought and you can't go shopping again!

I wish I was stuck in the with a guys who looked like this:


for a whole week!

Granted, but you'd soon realize he was batting for the other team, and isn't much of a switch hitter.

I wish i could get some sleep

Granted, but now you can't stop falling asleep

I wish I had time to travel overseas

granted. You just keep traveling over seas for eternity never landing.

I wish my Sims 2 worked.