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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:20 pm
by Flautapantera
I do an awesome Sean Connery impression.
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:38 pm
by AutoPilate
Oh, you've not heard mine, my fine friend.
Plus, I'm still in love with Kas.
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:32 am
by ladysolitary85
fsk282 wrote:i teach at an elementary school in france and we keep wine in the teachers lounge in case we ever need a nip during the day. i used to work with kids on a cruise ship and i went to work drunk alllll the time.
ok something not with alcohol. um. the other day in my class in english one of the kids said "i liiiike very much go to ze bitch" and it made me laugh so hard. he meant going to the beach.
lol! this reminds me of when I was say... maybe 6 or 7 going through speech therapy mind you. I was waiting in a doctors office with my mom staring at the fish tank. I couldn't really say my f's right so I pointed at the fishes and said out load "look mommy, bitches mommy bitches!" needless to say we had quite a few stares.
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:38 am
by ladysolitary85
Oh, and my 21st b-day? Yea.... I'm too embarassed to go into great details but lets just say I figured out for the first time you do alot of crazy stuff when your drunk.
But hey, best part of my b-day was I puked, but I don't remember puking!
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:42 am
by JustAnotherLonelyGirl.
I just thought of that episode.. of Seinfeld.. where they try to teach the baby to say his first word and they hold up a toy truck and go "say TRUCK say TRUCK" and the kid goes "SCHMUCK." lmfao.
uhmm. something silly.... hmm..
sometimes when i'm alone i watch old disney movies..?
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:50 am
by Aithne
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:29 am
by ladysolitary85
Aithne wrote:My boys and I were shopping at the store the other day. As we were checking out, I began putting our things on the counter, my (soon to be eight year old) son was draped over the cart, so I kept accidentally knocking him with items. Apparently knocking him in the head with the dry erase board was the last straw. The following is the discussion that resulted.
Colin: Ow! Why do you keep hitting me?
Me: I'm sorry honey, I don't mean to but your in the way.
Colin: Your doing it on purpose.
Me: Why would I hit you on purpose?
Colin: (without missing a beat) Because you want to break my head open (At this point the cashier, and everyone in line stop to stare. My eyes pop out of my head, and I begin to speak but Colin continues before I can begin) Then you want to scoop my brains out of my head. Cut open your head. Put take out your brain so that you can put my brain in your head so you can be smart and won't accidentally hit people in the head.
I was laughing so hard, I could not even think of a reply much less give him a lecture about implying that I am stupid.
Isn't it amazing how silly kids are? saying/doing the funniest things? I love it.
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:52 am
by Aithne
ladysolitary85 wrote:
Isn't it amazing how silly kids are? saying/doing the funniest things? I love it.
He is pure genius. I still can't believe he came up with that off the top of his head like that. He is the silliest kid I know (although I can tell his brother plans to catch up)
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:23 am
by spaciegirlreturn
AutoPilate wrote:Not silly, but I'll admit it anyway: I'm madly in love with Kas.
You don't say!
Really though, who would not be in love with her? She makes me feel all sparkly inside.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:09 pm
by AutoPilate
Anyway, I do a killer Sean Connery impression. It's not as silly as my impression of Scooby Doo laughing, but still. Rather silly, coming from me.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:38 pm
by Ravensnow27
Big hair was in when i was in junior high. I used to tease my bangs up, one day I grabbed the hairspray and hosed my head but it wasnt hairspray, it was pledge. I had to go to school that way, there was no time to shower. least I was lemony fresh.
I caught my ponytail on fire, and two summers ago I set my whole backyard on fire.
My pitbull sleeps in the bed with me every night, she has since she was three weeks old, shes almost 4 now.
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:19 am
by Sami
I have never read the books or seen the movies Lord Of The Rings
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:14 pm
by 7Harry7Potter7
Me neither!
Actually, I did read The Hobbit.
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:56 pm
by spaciegirlreturn
I've never seen Godfathers
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:28 pm
by Sami
Once I got dumped at a bar named 'fiasko'