Lonelygirl15

Chelseyrl wrote:

BallsyMcD wrote:

Chelseyrl wrote:I think I figured out why there was no glass to your whine. The cat tipped it over, drank it off the coffee table, then propped it back up.

hmmm yes, that seems to be the most logical explanation.

I don't know why we didn't think of it sooner.


Time to go slaughter some Primo ass.

little bastard. cuz i definitely wasn't drunk enough last night, i needed that wine.

Yah-hee, icky thump
Who'd-a thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico

Her hair, what a chump
And my head
Got a bump
When I hit it on the radio

Red-head señorita
Lookin' dead
Came to said,
"I need a bed" en español

So I gave a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar
Well, I don't need a microphone


Icky thump, with the lump
In my throat
Grab my coat
And now it's reckon
I was ready to go

Yeah, I swam beside the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Lookin' up, lyin' there

On a stand in her hair
Was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane
Dry eye, somethin' strange!

Tra la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa


White Americans, what?
Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too?

Who's usin' who?
What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp
And a prostitute too

Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind
Looked around
And there was nobody else

Left alone
I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself

yuck.

I heard the bitch got hit with three zebras and a monkey
I can't stand the bitch no way.

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

Jo_16_2 wrote: who are they?

You know how the makers of Tomb Raider always hire models each game to play Lara Croft? Yeah well these are the five models that have been used in the past. I don't know all of their names, but Karima is in the center.

eah, uh huh, okay
Once upon a time in Colli Park
Where they live life fast and they scared of dark
There was a little -edit- by the name of Cris
Nobody paid him any mind
No one gave a sh*t
Knowing he could rap
No one lifted a hands
So he went about his business and devised a plan
Made a CD and then he hit the block
50 thousand sold
Seven dollars a pop
Hold the phone
Three years later
Stepped out the swamp
With ten and a half gators
All around the world on the microphone
Leaving the booth smelling like Burberry cologne
Still riding chrome
Got bitches in the kitchen
Never home alone
And he's on the grind
Please let me know if he's on your mind
And respect you'll give me
Ludacris I live loud just like Timmy
f**k, have to clear these rumors
I got a headache and it's not a tumor
Get up on my lap and get my head s*cked tight
Sprayed so I never let the bed bugs bight
Hard to the core
Core to the rotten
Drop down turn around pick a bail of cotton (ya)

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

that's not george, right?

colbertnationgirl wrote:

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

Jo_16_2 wrote: who are they?

You know how the makers of Tomb Raider always hire models each game to play Lara Croft? Yeah well these are the five models that have been used in the past. I don't know all of their names, but Karima is in the center.

KariMa.

Jo_16_2 wrote:

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

that's not george, right?

Yes it is.

colbertnationgirl wrote:

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

Jo_16_2 wrote: who are they?

You know how the makers of Tomb Raider always hire models each game to play Lara Croft? Yeah well these are the five models that have been used in the past. I don't know all of their names, but Karima is in the center.

*hugtackles.... twice*

hey All

rah its so anoying my dads started monitering when im on and he says from next week hes going to take the mouse and keybord away untill i get a job. I was on earlier and l;ater on my dad check and told me he knew yet again. Seriously i think this is the first day iv realy had lonelycrack withdrawls. But now i have damn catch up instead of posting

edited because i meeping meant hey all

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

Jo_16_2 wrote:

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

that's not george, right?

Yes it is.

Jo_16_2 wrote:

PolkadotConfederation wrote:

Jo_16_2 wrote: that's not george, right?

Yes it is.

It's a fictional chicken, get over it.