Lonelygirl15

Granted, but he latches on to your leg and the doc has to cut himoff

I wish I wasn't so addicted to lonelygirl

Granted but you become depressed and never want to get out of bed.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but you begin to party like Paris and go to jail.

i wish someone would make me some sweet tea

Granted but they make it with their feet and toe jam is in it.

I wish someone would give me a massage.

Granted, but the massage is done by that big rock-looking dude from the fantastic four movie.

I wish that i had 1000 posts...

Granted but everyone is mad at you for being a post-whore.

I wish I know Tricky's real name

Granted, but then you become obsessed w/ me and won't quit pm'ing me

I wish i could think of something else to wish for...

Granted but then your wish is Corrupted.

I wish I was cuddling with someone.

Granted, but it turns out to be goat..

I wish i didn't have to go...

Granted but you have to leave a minute later than before.

I wish you didn't have to go too!

Granted - but now i am here FOREVER!! (bua-ha-ha-ha)

i wish i wasn't so tired..

Granted, but now you are so hyper you are having an extreme manic episode that leads to your staying up for a week, maxing out your credit cards and wandering homeless on the street like Margot Kidder.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but a hunter shoots you.


I wish I didn't have to go to school next year.

Granted, but you have a really boring job instead.

I wish I could beat the impossible quiz.

Granted but the order comes and sacrafices you in the ceremony.


I wish Yousef and me could "hook up"