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Mirage
Hymn of One
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by Mirage Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:37 pm
rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: I've got a private rodeo for you to ride...
All night long.
Sorry. I didn't want to go TOO dirty.
Yes, we wouldn't want to push away from good taste.
I wouldn't want to warp your innocent little minds.
I'll show you a warped little mind
(BKs right, it always works!)
How to be perverted in 3 easy steps!
It's like Perversion for Dummies!
rachelalexis
The Order of Denderah
Posts: 4104 Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:20 pmLocation: Making a collage of Columbia and Magenta
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by rachelalexis Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:38 pm
Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: I've got a private rodeo for you to ride...
All night long.
Sorry. I didn't want to go TOO dirty.
Yes, we wouldn't want to push away from good taste.
I wouldn't want to warp your innocent little minds.
I'll show you a warped little mind
(BKs right, it always works!)
How to be perverted in 3 easy steps!
It's like Perversion for Dummies!
What exactly are you implying, hmm?
(okay, can no longer post without giggling at every time I hit submit)
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
FunkyMonkey
Lonely Fan
Posts: 151 Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:47 pm
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by FunkyMonkey Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:38 pm
I feel so overwhelmed I go a hot mistress with a mop that dicilines me. And a intoxicating hockey fan. I must have died and gone to heaven.
Mirage
Hymn of One
Posts: 8652 Joined: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:07 pmLocation: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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by Mirage Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: I've got a private rodeo for you to ride...
All night long.
Sorry. I didn't want to go TOO dirty.
Yes, we wouldn't want to push away from good taste.
I wouldn't want to warp your innocent little minds.
I'll show you a warped little mind
(BKs right, it always works!)
How to be perverted in 3 easy steps!
It's like Perversion for Dummies!
What exactly are you implying, hmm?
(okay, can no longer post without giggling at every time I hit submit)
I'll. Imply. Something.
Wow, it's almost too easy.
FunkyMonkey
Lonely Fan
Posts: 151 Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:47 pm
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by FunkyMonkey Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
How could one old guy be soo lucky
Mirage
Hymn of One
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by Mirage Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
rachelalexis
The Order of Denderah
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by rachelalexis Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
FunkyMonkey wrote: I feel so overwhelmed I go a hot mistress with a mop that dicilines me. And a intoxicating hockey fan. I must have died and gone to heaven.
Ooooh, I'm intoxicating. *preens*
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
rachelalexis
The Order of Denderah
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by rachelalexis Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:41 pm
Mirage wrote: FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
FunkyMonkey
Lonely Fan
Posts: 151 Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:47 pm
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by FunkyMonkey Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm
I want a shirt that says I belong to the hot mistress with a mop
rachelalexis
The Order of Denderah
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by rachelalexis Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm
FunkyMonkey wrote: How could one old guy be soo lucky
Right place. Right time. Plus, monkeys are natures pervs, so we could spot you a mile away
(Don't believe me? Read up on Bonobos sometime... they do it to resolve EVERYTHING)
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
Mirage
Hymn of One
Posts: 8652 Joined: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:07 pmLocation: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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by Mirage Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm
rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much be the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
Mirage
Hymn of One
Posts: 8652 Joined: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:07 pmLocation: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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by Mirage Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:43 pm
FunkyMonkey wrote: I want a shirt that says I belong to the hot mistress with a mop
That's a conversation starter right there.
FunkyMonkey
Lonely Fan
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by FunkyMonkey Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:43 pm
Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much be the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
I think it would only work for you and it would look great beside my bed on the floor
rachelalexis
The Order of Denderah
Posts: 4104 Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:20 pmLocation: Making a collage of Columbia and Magenta
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by rachelalexis Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:44 pm
Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
YES! And then we could all give you orders... erm, I mean we'd tell you what we wanted, and if Mistress liked us enough she would only make us beg for a day for it.
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
Mirage
Hymn of One
Posts: 8652 Joined: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:07 pmLocation: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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by Mirage Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:45 pm
FunkyMonkey wrote: Mirage wrote: rachelalexis wrote: Mirage wrote: FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much be the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
I think it would only work for you and it would look great beside my bed on the floor
Ok, right there?
THAT comment gets my vote as perviest sentence of the night. Bravo!!
It's like Perversion for Dummies! 
(Don't believe me? Read up on Bonobos sometime... they do it to resolve EVERYTHING)