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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:37 pm
by Mirage
rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:I've got a private rodeo for you to ride...
All night long.
Sorry. I didn't want to go TOO dirty.
Yes, we wouldn't want to push away from good taste.
I wouldn't want to warp your innocent little minds.
I'll show you a warped little mind
(BKs right, it always works!)
How to be perverted in 3 easy steps!
It's like Perversion for Dummies!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:38 pm
by rachelalexis
Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:I've got a private rodeo for you to ride...
All night long.
Sorry. I didn't want to go TOO dirty.
Yes, we wouldn't want to push away from good taste.
I wouldn't want to warp your innocent little minds.
I'll show you a warped little mind
(BKs right, it always works!)
How to be perverted in 3 easy steps!
It's like Perversion for Dummies!
What exactly are you implying, hmm?
(okay, can no longer post without giggling at every time I hit submit)
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:38 pm
by FunkyMonkey
I feel so overwhelmed I go a hot mistress with a mop that dicilines me. And a intoxicating hockey fan. I must have died and gone to heaven.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
by Mirage
rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:I've got a private rodeo for you to ride...
All night long.
Sorry. I didn't want to go TOO dirty.
Yes, we wouldn't want to push away from good taste.
I wouldn't want to warp your innocent little minds.
I'll show you a warped little mind
(BKs right, it always works!)
How to be perverted in 3 easy steps!
It's like Perversion for Dummies!
What exactly are you implying, hmm?
(okay, can no longer post without giggling at every time I hit submit)
I'll. Imply. Something.
Wow, it's almost too easy.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
by FunkyMonkey
How could one old guy be soo lucky
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
by Mirage
FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm
by rachelalexis
FunkyMonkey wrote:I feel so overwhelmed I go a hot mistress with a mop that dicilines me. And a intoxicating hockey fan. I must have died and gone to heaven.
Ooooh, I'm intoxicating. *preens*
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:41 pm
by rachelalexis
Mirage wrote:FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm
by FunkyMonkey
I want a shirt that says I belong to the hot mistress with a mop
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm
by rachelalexis
FunkyMonkey wrote:How could one old guy be soo lucky
Right place. Right time. Plus, monkeys are natures pervs, so we could spot you a mile away
(Don't believe me? Read up on Bonobos sometime... they do it to resolve EVERYTHING)
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm
by Mirage
rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much be the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:43 pm
by Mirage
FunkyMonkey wrote:I want a shirt that says I belong to the hot mistress with a mop
That's a conversation starter right there.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:43 pm
by FunkyMonkey
Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much be the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
I think it would only work for you and it would look great beside my bed on the floor
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:44 pm
by rachelalexis
Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
YES! And then we could all give you orders... erm, I mean we'd tell you what we wanted, and if Mistress liked us enough she would only make us beg for a day for it.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:45 pm
by Mirage
FunkyMonkey wrote:Mirage wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Mirage wrote:FunkyMonkey wrote: hot mistress with a mop
Holy crap I want that on a t-shirt!!
GET IT!!!!! Then post pictures.... and on the back, have "I'll show you pervitude!"
Oh high holy hell, that would be pretty much be the most fantabulous thing ever.
I could start a whole pervert t-shirt line.
I think it would only work for you and it would look great beside my bed on the floor
Ok, right there?
THAT comment gets my vote as perviest sentence of the night. Bravo!!