[Tee Hee][Important] Do you like carrot cake?

ladron121 · Post by **ladron121** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:56 am

During the Nuremberg Trials Hermann Göring, Rudolf Hess, Julius Streicher, and others all admitted during testifying that they consumed Carrot Cake on orders of Hitler himself. Hitler discovered that it promoted hate and intolerance in others.

Julius Streicher even promoted Carrot Cake in his propaganda paper Der Stürmer.

So go ahead and promote that some famous Germans liked Carrot Cake. Its not all sunshine and daisies.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 am

ladron121 wrote:During the Nuremberg Trials Hermann Göring, Rudolf Hess, Julius Streicher, and others all admitted during testifying that they consumed Carrot Cake on orders of Hitler himself. Hitler discovered that it promoted hate and intolerance in others.

Julius Streicher even promoted Carrot Cake in his propaganda paper Der Stürmer.

So go ahead and promote that some famous Germans liked Carrot Cake. Its not all sunshine and daisies.

Mein Gott, somebody give lad a drop to pick up! He's blathering about nazis!

Not all of the said nazis admitted eating carrot cake. I think Albert Speer dropped a dime on them.

tiltingwindward · Post by **tiltingwindward** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:28 pm

Lad! I am shocked at you...SHOCKED, I say! Co-opting a brutal dictator to serve your ruthless and nefarious ends. Why, this vitriolic defense makes me think that you're hiding something...perhaps a deep and abiding love of the goodness that is carrot cake?

If so, no need to say so here. But we have programs that can help you come to terms with your identity. Just call our hotline: 1-800-YUM CAKE

Danielle · Post by **Danielle** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:31 pm

ew carrot cake.

'nuff said.

horcruxes · Post by **horcruxes** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:50 pm

i'm going to go find some good carrot cake...i can't wait!

Sad Panda · Post by **Sad Panda** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:43 pm

ladron121 wrote:During the Nuremberg Trials Hermann Göring, Rudolf Hess, Julius Streicher, and others all admitted during testifying that they consumed Carrot Cake on orders of Hitler himself. Hitler discovered that it promoted hate and intolerance in others.

Julius Streicher even promoted Carrot Cake in his propaganda paper Der Stürmer.

So go ahead and promote that some famous Germans liked Carrot Cake. Its not all sunshine and daisies.

More anti-carrot cake propaganda! For shame, for shame!

Here's the truth:

On November 19, 1863 Abraham Lincoln had his first slice of carrot cake. The nutritional value combined with the delicious flavor gave him a new perspective on life in general and the Civil War in particular.

Within 15 minutes of devouring this heavenly dessert he had written the most famous speech in American history: The Gettysburg Address.

In fewer than 300 words delivered in just over two minutes, Lincoln invoked the principles of human equality espoused by the Declaration of Independence and redefined the Civil War as a struggle not merely for the Union, but as "a new birth of freedom" that would bring true equality to all of its citizens.

And this, my friends, is how Carrot Cake ended slavery in America.

romanceismusic · Post by **romanceismusic** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:26 am

wonderful story panda! You amaze me!

but i still don't like carrot cake

ladron121 · Post by **ladron121** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:32 am

Sad Panda wrote:
ladron121 wrote:During the Nuremberg Trials Hermann Göring, Rudolf Hess, Julius Streicher, and others all admitted during testifying that they consumed Carrot Cake on orders of Hitler himself. Hitler discovered that it promoted hate and intolerance in others.

Julius Streicher even promoted Carrot Cake in his propaganda paper Der Stürmer.

So go ahead and promote that some famous Germans liked Carrot Cake. Its not all sunshine and daisies.
More anti-carrot cake propaganda! For shame, for shame!

Here's the truth:

On November 19, 1863 Abraham Lincoln had his first slice of carrot cake. The nutritional value combined with the delicious flavor gave him a new perspective on life in general and the Civil War in particular.

Within 15 minutes of devouring this heavenly dessert he had written the most famous speech in American history: The Gettysburg Address.

In fewer than 300 words delivered in just over two minutes, Lincoln invoked the principles of human equality espoused by the Declaration of Independence and redefined the Civil War as a struggle not merely for the Union, but as "a new birth of freedom" that would bring true equality to all of its citizens.
And this, my friends, is how Carrot Cake ended slavery in America.

...and we all know what happened to Lincoln, don't we. Eat it at your own risk...

acidfingers · Post by **acidfingers** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:10 am

I would like to show the ladies and gentlemen of the forum that carrot cake actually destroys brain cells.

Take a simple carrot cake baked by a 23 year old man and 24 year old woman.

The image clearly demonstrates that these two individuals, who should be nearing the peak of their education, do not have a grasp on the american alphabet. They believe that lowercase 'r's go backwards, and that lowercase 'a's are uppercase 'Q's.

This level of understanding of the alphabet is far below what it should be. What is the common factor between these two individuals? They both like carrot cake and eat it regularly.

Think about the future of your mind. Think twice about eating that carrot cake....

or should I say cQ[backwards r][backwards r]ot cQke.

sphinx · Post by **sphinx** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:29 am

acidfingers wrote:I would like to show the ladies and gentlemen of the forum that carrot cake actually destroys brain cells.

Take a simple carrot cake baked by a 23 year old man and 24 year old woman....

Acid tells lies!

This cake was actually baked by my 2 YEAR OLD son!

After I shared JUST A FEW BITES of the slice of carrot cake I had today, he proceeded to open the child-proof gate to the kitchen with no help at all, brought his potty step from the bathroom to the kitchen counter and BAKED THAT CAKE FROM SCRATCH! I just watched him, completely in awe of the absolute genius he had become, ALL BECAUSE HE ATE CARROT CAKE!!!!! The pride I felt was overwhelming. I was in such a state of awe that I didn't even think about filming it. I did post the picture online... and acid swiped the pic for his post!!!! Shame on you acid!

He had to wait until it cooled. The effects of the few bites of carrot cake he had eaten earlier had begun to wear off when he iced it. Still, for a 2 year old boy, I'd say this show of physical and intellectual skill was nothing but a miracle.

And all because he ate the most delicious and nutritious dessert to be found in the entire world...

CARROT CAKE!!!!

tiltingwindward · Post by **tiltingwindward** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:13 am

Acid, much as I hate to impune your intellect, I feel impelled to point out that those "backwards" r's you made so much of are actually stylized cursive r's, and therefore demonstrate an advanced ability with written English, rather than a stunted one. Clearly, carrot cake has enhanced these individuals' ability to use formal artistic written English, thus proving, once again, the absolutely essential nature of carrot cake, and its value to modern society.

cynicar · Post by **cynicar** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:36 am

I just wanted to say that I love this thread.

Almost as much as I love carrot cake. Which is a love that burns with the passion of a thousand suns.

Absynth wrote:all i can say is to hell with this thread!!! it has now made me leave the comfort of my house to venture out into the real world for f'ing carrot cake 3 times now!!! way seperate dates. seriously, i think theres something wrong with me

I feel your pain. Unfortunately (fortunately?) I always somehow read this thread after the grocery store has closed, so I'm forced to fall asleep pining for the stuff.

It's pretty difficult.

ETA: Also, sphinx? Your child is adorable. Can he come here and bake me carrot cake? I promise I'll take good care of him.

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:15 am

So, there IS a carrot cake thread?

I thought that nomination for the "Best of 2006" was either a joke or an effort to make fun of a "certain group" that I affiliate with that is always discussing Bundt cake.

Well, the "carrot cake thread" was nominated for "best forum moment of 2006." I didn't count it. I will go back and change that!

ladron121 · Post by **ladron121** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:31 am

tiltingwindward wrote:Acid, much as I hate to impune your intellect, I feel impelled to point out that those "backwards" r's you made so much of are actually stylized cursive r's

Now that is going too far. Cursive "r"? No, that is obviously backwards. It seems like the pro-carrot cake side is grasping at straws. EXPLOITING small children for your own propaganda is wrong. FOR SHAME!

If this is what people will do for that awful baked good, I am glad that I fight against it daily.

All you pro-carrot cakers out there may go back to whipping your children, forcing them to bake cake after cake for your own pleasure, only tossing them discarded napkins to tend to their wounds

Sad Panda · Post by **Sad Panda** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:48 pm

ladron121 wrote: Now that is going too far. Cursive "r"? No, that is obviously backwards. It seems like the pro-carrot cake side is grasping at straws. EXPLOITING small children for your own propaganda is wrong. FOR SHAME!

Clearly, the carrot cake haters aren't very framiliar with cursive handwriting. I'm not suprised. In fact, the only thing that suprises me is that they can read at all.

ladron121 wrote: If this is what people will do for that awful baked good, I am glad that I fight against it daily.

All you pro-carrot cakers out there may go back to whipping your children, forcing them to bake cake after cake for your own pleasure, only tossing them discarded napkins to tend to their wounds

Actually, I read in the New York Times that Kathy Lee Gifford hates carrot cake.

And we all know where I'm going with that one.

ladron121 wrote: ...and we all know what happened to Lincoln, don't we. Eat it at your own risk...

It's a well known fact that John Wilkes Booth was an anti-carrot cake extremist. In fact, the Ford Theater was serving carrot cake that fateful night in 1865. I imagine that Booth (brute that he was) was so enraged at the image of all these happy people eating carrot cake that he could not control himself.

I would think long and hard before aligning yourself with such barbarians, my friends. LONG AND HARD.

*giggles* I said long and hard!