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Do you love your penis?

Yes, what's not to love?
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30%
Meh.....all except for the "shrinkage"
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10%
I love it so much I want to post a pic below!
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20%
Every Night!
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30%
Ewwww! It's icky and I try to touch it as little as possible!
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10%
 
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GIVE ME A P

GIVE ME A E

GIVE ME A N

GIVE ME A I

GIVE ME A S

WHAT DO YOU GET???


LOLLIP...

I MEAN PENIS!


I saw that on a porn site and i crack up laughing...thought you'd enjoy that
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Now...how can we tie in spin art?
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Post by Sheikh Gomelez »

I can think of some ways.

Without "tying" anything...


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:twisted:

Sit...and spin??? :smt036
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Kasdeja wrote::twisted:

Sit...and spin??? :smt036
OMG THAT REMINDED ME OF A JOKE!!
(this is not ment to offend)

Whats best about a legless hooker????
























You can spin them around!

:smt036
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Post by Sheikh Gomelez »

Killthesmiley wrote:
Kasdeja wrote::twisted:

Sit...and spin??? :smt036
OMG THAT REMINDED ME OF A JOKE!!
(this is not ment to offend)

Whats best about a legless hooker????
























You can spin them around!

:smt036
That's not a joke.



In fact, I've heard spinning any hooker around costs extra. :wink:
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Post by Kanazaka »

So, everyone hates penises now :cry: ?

I still love mine :lol: .
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Luv2Skydive wrote:OH yeah....girls feel free to take the poll as well for your "inner" penis....so to speak. :twisted:
How about the ones I keep in the drawer by the bed? :twisted:
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real ones?!
Me and my key...same as it ever was.
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Post by Ziola »

:shock:

Um, Lass...is there something we need to talk about?
It's official!! I'm getting married September 28, 2007!!
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Heh heh heh. I'll never tell. :twisted: :twisted:
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PENIS!!!!!

I did nt wanted this thread to die!!!!
If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!
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Penis=Good
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YOU DARN RIGHT!!!!
If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!
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Post by giddeanx »

A dirty little poem keeps going through my mind so I have to let it out.

I hope not to offend (not that that is possible) so I am writing it in binary:

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